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Blank-faced footprints of the zebras in the glen
Cavemen humping in the sterling space pod
Drumstick pumpkin in the Starbucks courtyard
Gigolos dance, stepping on toes
Benadryl nights in the OK holes
There's an exit to this desert
Dangling freely from the shingles in the snow
She's a show off, Xanax Zoloft
Blank faced footprints of the zebras in the glen
Let's break into the labyrinth of lies
Let's dive off the end of his eyes
Hollywood hills, peppermint pills
I can still taste the grime that you stuffed in my gills
Oh Johnny, can't you set a place for Holly?
She's a wild one, she'll be staying for a spell
Till they find her, then they drag her down
To Barcelona! Down to Barcelona!
I'm a very funny boy, but I know not to say "cha-cha-cha"
Dunkin' Donuts, give me Dunkin' Donuts!
She's a very funny girl
But I love that crazy bitch, alright!
Carolina
F
Carolina, she's from Texas
Dm
Red bricks drop from her vagina
F
Oh, her lips taste just like sunk ships
Dm
But her breasts taste just like breakfast
There's her hand now on the cock sock
Filled with white tears from the thrift store
She's an eyesore in her red dress
I'm the ghost of her deceased when she said
F
Gm
C
Give us back our lives, leave him, Carolina
F
Gm
C
Everything's just fine, refill my prescription
F
Gm
C
F
Until next time I get so lost inside the rooms inside my mind
California presidente
Cogi mucho estoy cansado
Dostoyevsky, Fab Moretti
Antiseptic, complimentary
There's her hand now on the cock sock
Filled with white tears from the thrift store
She's an eyesore in her red dress
I'm the ghost of her deceased when she said
Give us back our lives, leave him, Carolina
Everything's just fine, refill my prescription
Until next time I get so lost inside the rooms inside my mind
F
C
Goodnight, sweetheart, flying high on birth control
C
She knows the pregnancy will show that she smells nice when you look twice
A7
Who's your boyfriend, Carolina?
F
C
And it's goodnight, sweetheart, flying high on birth control
She knows injections in her bones
F
Carolina, she's from Texas
Dm
Red bricks drop from her vagina
F
C
F
Carolina, Carolina, Carolina
Emily
Intro of verse chords
D
G
I just don't care about the evening news
D
A
I never listen to the crackhouse blues
D
G
They say the city is the place to be
D
A
D
I wanna dance with Emily
Everybody come around to window shop
I guess they've never seen the moves I got
I wanna be with what the people see
I wanna dance with Emily
G
Emily, sweet baby, won't you be my wife?
D
Cutting me wide open with a kitchen knife
E
Everybody said that she is underage
A7
Honky tried to shoot me with a seven-gauge!
Now I got the cookies that your momma sent
I got permission from the government
Someone should mention to the minister
Now I gotta dance with Jennifer
Jenny's got a mouse hole full of pigeon scum
On top a mountain made of bubble gum
Don't understand what all the grief is for
Now I gotta dance with Eleanor
Eleanor, I wonder if we move too slow
Straight down the hatch beneath the streetlight's glow
Baby when I get you on that persian rug
That's the kind of movies I've been dreaming of!
Instrumental verse and chorus
I'll tell you something that you'd think I know
I got two tickets to the sold out show
Some of the fellas like to think I'm Greek
I wanna love you maybe three days a week
I just don't care about the evening news
I never listen to the crackhouse blues
I wanna be with what the people see
I wanna dance with Emily
I wanna dance with Emily