Adam Green : Misc

F

Bluebirds are so natural

Bb

F

I wanna buy them for my friends

F

Bluebirds are so dismal

Bb

F

And I want to trade mine in

Bb

F

And I don't go out for brunch

Bb

F

And I don't go out for cunts

Bb

F

And I don't go out for months

Bb

F

Without my Barnes and Nobles credit card.

F

Cleaning out my wisdom teeth

Bb

F

I found a diamond in my gums

F

Cleaning out the kitchen

Bb

F

Found a spoon that played the drums

Bb

F

And despite the things they say

Bb

F

I gave it up that day

Bb

F

I'd never go that way

C

Bb

F

Unless your daddy nailed me to the cross

F

Suicide, suicide

Bb

F

Leaning out to everyone that hides

Bb

F

Breaking the chains on the things down low

Bb

C

Where it stops I don't know how that goes

F

Bluebirds are so natural

Bb

F

I wanna buy them for my friends

F

Bluebirds are so dismal

Bb

F

And I want to trade mine in

Bb

F

And despite the things they say

Bb

F

I gave it up that day

Bb

F

I'd never go that way

C

F

Unless your daddy nailed me to the cross

C

Bb

F

Your daddy nailed me to the cross

F

Carolina, she's from Texas

Dm

Red bricks drop from her vagina

F

Oh, her lips taste just like sunk ships

Dm

But her breasts taste just like breakfast

F

There's her hand now on the cock sock

Dm

Filled with white tears from the thrift store

F

She's an eyesore in her red dress

Dm

I'm the ghost of her deceased when she said

F

Give us back our lives

Gm

C

Leave him, Carolina

F

Everything's just fine

Gm

C

Refill my prescription

F

Until next time

Gm

C

F

I get so lost inside the rooms inside my mind

F

California presidente

Dm

Cogi mucho estoy cansado

F

Dostoyevsky, Fab Moretti

Dm

Antiseptic, complimentary

F

There's her hand now on the cock sock

Dm

Filled with white tears from the thrift store

F

She's an eyesore in her red dress

Dm

I'm the ghost of her deceased when she said

F

Give us back our lives

Gm

C

Leave him, Carolina

F

Everything's just fine

Gm

C

Refill my prescription

F

Until next time

Gm

C

F

I get so lost inside the rooms inside my mind

F

Goodnight, sweetheart

C

Flying high on birth control She knows the pregnancy will show

C

That she smells nice when you look twice

A7

Who's your boyfriend, Carolina?

F

And it's goodnight, sweetheart

C

Flying high on birth control She knows injections in her bones

F

Carolina, she's from Texas

Dm

Red bricks drop from her vagina

F

Carolina Carolina

C

F

Carolina

Capo:

I

A

D

A

E

He was born in a murderous fashion The ass of the business class was his passion Number by hustle he numbered his muscles Honour by honest he fell down upon us And everybody's acting like they've heard something back From my baby, my baby and me

A

D

A

E

Castles and tassels and flatulent assholes

A

D

A

E

I love you always Standing in the sunlight some might say That her hair was falling down from the building that day The silvery ball was down by the bridge And she used to take pills in the woods where she lived And everybody's acting like they've heard something back From my baby, my baby and me Castles and tassels and flatulent assholes I love you, always

Sequence changes here for two lines, but goes back to the original

A

E

D

E

The man you scorned is self revived He hides his reproach with a hollow pride And everyone's a ghost as the lesson dies

F#m

E

And it's fun, to be a dirty son One day at the bottom of the hill where they play She lost a golden coin and the troll would not trade her They say she lost a fortune and she lost it to her And then he grew despondent 'cause she would not desert him He laid out his hand and said "make me an offer" Then she asked the troll for just how much did it cost her You got to have money, you got to have money Then he told the troll that you got to have money You've got to have money, you've got to have money Girl you tell your daddy that he's got to have money Castles and tassels and flatulent assholes And you got to have money, you got to have money

C

Em

Cigarette burns forever

F

C

The message is spliced together

C

Em

Now I would never let her

F

C

But where did people go to get her?

C

Em

You took me to the private party

F

C

And swore that they would not cart me

C

Em

Drive careful lest they hear you

F

G

G7

When all the time they learnt to fear you

C

Em

The sidewinder drinks and gambles

F

C

The gold-digger strikes his damsels

C

Em

But when I lost the magic sandals

F

G

G7

I said some things I could not handle

C

Em

Going ninety off my star

F

C

So is flashing by as the flame retards

C

Em

Don't you wanna be some other

F

G

G7

And all the people have to drug each other

C

Em

I fell into a life of leisure

F

C

I saw to a path of pleasure

C

Em

And don't it make it that much better

F

G

G7

To find a cigarette burns forever

Oh I stumbled in all wide-eyed To the computer show I didn't have a passport So they turned me into snow They turned me into snow Follow you, follow you, follow you, follow you Into every store Follow you, follow you, follow you, follow you Tell me what I'm for Oh I stumbled in all wide-eyed To the computer show I didn't have my passport So they turned me into snow They turned me into snow Follow you, follow you, follow you, follow you Into every store Follow you, follow you, follow you, follow you Tell me what I'm for You caught my eye against your eye Deep inside the crowd You hung me from the hooks inside My asshole and my mouth My asshole and my mouth Follow you, follow you, follow you, follow you Into every store Follow you, follow you, follow you, follow you Tell me what I'm for I stumbled in all wide-eyed To the computer show I didn't have my passport So they turned me into snow They turned me into snow They turned me into snow Take me home with you Take me home with you You needed to read the computer magazine To know that you liked computers To go to the computer show To see me standing there To take me home with you I need to go home with you I can't go home without going home with you

Intro of verse chords

D

G

I just don't care about the evening news

D

A

I never listen to the crackhouse blues

D

G

They say the city is the place to be

D

A

D

I wanna dance with Emily Everybody come around to window shop I guess they've never seen the moves I got I wanna be with what the people see I wanna dance with Emily

G

Emily, sweet baby, won't you be my wife?

D

Cutting me wide open with a kitchen knife

E

Everybody said that she is underage

A7

Honky tried to shoot me with a seven-gauge! Now I got the cookies that your momma sent I got permission from the government Someone should mention to the minister Now I gotta dance with Jennifer Jenny's got a mouse hole full of pigeon scum On top a mountain made of bubble gum Don't understand what all the grief is for Now I gotta dance with Eleanor Eleanor, I wonder if we move too slow Straight down the hatch beneath the streetlight's glow Baby when I get you on that persian rug That's the kind of movies I've been dreaming of!

Instrumental verse and chorus

I'll tell you something that you'd think I know I got two tickets to the sold out show Some of the fellas like to think I'm Greek I wanna love you maybe three days a week I just don't care about the evening news I never listen to the crackhouse blues I wanna be with what the people see I wanna dance with Emily I wanna dance with Emily

Capo:

-I

E

C#m

A

B

x2

E

C#m

And we live on borrowed time

A

B

But this headshot's pretty good

E

C#m

I've been scheming for too long

A

B

I was starstruck by your mom

E

C#m

We fall in love by accident

F#m

B

A heavenly coincidence

E

C#m

No matter what you think is true

F#m

B

Let me introduce you to

A

B

E

Some friends of mine Oh, friends of mine Oh, friends of mine Oh, friends of mine And we break for passing cars In the pistol-ripping chase I regret the drugs you lost So I skipped our second date We fall in love by accident A heavenly coincidence No matter what you think is true Let me introduce you to Some friends of mine Oh, friends of mine Oh, friends of mine Oh, friends of mine

E

C#m

A

B

x2

We fall in love by accident A heavenly coincidence No matter what you think is true Let me introduce you to Can't figure out this place Guess someone hates my guts I handed him the sign Oh, friends of mine

Capo:

I

C

F

G

Gemstones cracking, 'cause we're just too strong

C

F

G

Drum-sized yearning 'cause the pressure's gone

Em

Am

Em

Am

Supervised love, crucified stuvs

Em

Am

F

G

Simmering red in the sex farm clubs

C

/b

Am

There's an exit to this desert

G

(

G7

) Dangling freely from the shingles in the snow

C

/b

Am

She's a show off, Xanax Zoloft

G

(

G7

) Blank-faced footprints of the zebras in the glen Cavemen humping in the sterling space pod Drumstick pumpkin in the Starbucks courtyard Gigolos dance, stepping on toes Benadryl nights in the OK holes There's an exit to this desert Dangling freely from the shingles in the snow She's a show off, Xanax Zoloft Blank faced footprints of the zebras in the glen Let's break into the labyrinth of lies Let's dive off the end of his eyes Hollywood hills, peppermint pills I can still taste the grime that you stuffed in my gills Oh Johnny, can't you set a place for Holly? She's a wild one, she'll be staying for a spell Till they find her, then they drag her down To Barcelona! Down to Barcelona! I'm a very funny boy, but I know not to say "cha-cha-cha" Dunkin' Donuts, give me Dunkin' Donuts! She's a very funny girl But I love that crazy bitch, alright!

Capo:

I

A

C#m

D

A

Disappear in complete disarray

A

C#m

D

Bm

Reaffirm what our grandfathers say

A

Bm

C#m

Love the kisses that I'll be sending you

A

Bm

C#m

Play the rhythm that I'm pretending to

A

Bm

C#m

Bm

Take the time to find out why I bowed out

D

Bm

I was flat on my own my darling

D

Bm

I fought the lessons of grace for so long When your trip's only five meters long And you find you've grown all along Join the living in noxious lullaby Only sleeping cabrones could sympathise Only they could forget their consciousness I was flat on my own my darling I fought the lessons of grace for so long

A

C#m

You can't stop laughing if you can't stop falling

Bm

C#m

It makes you wonder whether he is calling

Bm

C#m

Bm

A

Give them a token, give them a token to play The phone stops ringing when I play your number But no bad loving could pervade my slumber Give them a token, give them a token to play

A

C#m

D

A

Minor love can be shorn like a scarf

A

C#m

D

Bm

Fairytales are beheld to depart

A

C#m

You can't stop laughing if you can't stop falling

Bm

C#m

It makes you wonder whether he is calling

Bm

C#m

Bm

A

C#m

D

C#m

Bm

A

Give them a token, give them a token to play

Capo:

IV

C

Em

Jessica Simpson, where has your love gone?

Am

G

It's not in your music, no

C

Em

You need a vacation to wake up the cavemen

Am

G

And take them to Mexico

C

Em

Jessica, Jessica Simpson

Am

G

You've got it all wrong

C

Em

Your fraudulent smile

Am

The way that you faked it

G

The day that you died My body's in shambles, encrusted in brambles That sharpen the air I breathe What's on the menu? Jessica can you Take down my order please? Jessica, Jessica Simpson You've got it all wrong Your fraudulent smile The way that you faked it The day that you died Tomorrow gets closer, a purple bulldozer Is calling you on the phone Your love life precedes you, your son in law feeds you Injections of cortisone Jessica, Jessica Simpson You've got it all wrong Your fraudulent smile The way that you faked it The day that you died Jessica Simpson, where has your love gone? It's not in your music so where has it gone then?

C

Jessica

Capo:

IV

A

D

E

A

D

A

D

Tropical island, oh-oh-oh-oh

E

A

D

Tropical island, oh-oh-oh-oh

E

A

Feel the sea breeze waiting

D

E

A

To lay you down just like a diamond

D

E

Oh-oh-oh-oh

A

Courageous doofus by design

F#m

Blankets filled with iodine

D

E

Lover come again just fine, meet us in one day

A

Ring ding battering ram

F#m

Fool dissect the battle plan

D

E

He who sells us Percodans one day

E

A

D

A

Tropical island, oh-oh-oh-oh

A

D

When I'm a sad sight, oh-oh-oh-oh

E

A

D

When I'm just bagpipes, oh-oh-oh-oh

E

A

I want to make it know you

D

E

A

Befriend me long after my twilight

D

E

Oh oh oh oh

A

Whitest oceans often sigh

F#m

Just enough to color it nice

D

E

Who's your willing sacrifice? Meet us in one day

A

Ring ding another one dies

F#m

Watching posers scandalize

D

E

Trading off their panty lines one day

E

A

D

A

Tropical island, oh-oh-oh-oh

D

A

Dreaming of a taxi which colors my dismay

D

A

It's in a tunnel the sun discounts the rain

D

A

For all those blowhards just crying where you are

D

E

The light is out there, tears eclipse the sun

E

Is just to far

A

Whitest oceans often sigh

F#m

Just enough to color it nice

D

E

Who's your willing sacrifice? Meet us in one day

A

Ring ding another one dies

F#m

Watching Posers scandalize

D

E

Trading off their panty lines one day

E

A

D

A

Tropical island, oh-oh-oh-oh

Adam Green : Misc

Bluebirds

Carolina

Castles And Tassels

Cigarette Burns Forever

Computer Show

Emily

Friends Of Mine

Gemstones

Give Them A Token

Jessica

Tropical Island