But you can't catch a bus from a bench
You don't back a horse called Striding Snail
You don't name your boat Titanic II
So why when I see your happy smiling face
Do I always end up singing Little Blue
D
G
Little Blue, how do you do
Em
Your smile looks like heaven
A
D
but your eyes hold a storm about to brew
G
Little Blue
Em
How can a flower so pretty
A
Be so laden down with dew
D
Little Blue
Bb
Am
How can a flower so beautiful
Bb
Am
Be so laden down with dew
D
Little Blue
You can't build a brewery on a cemetery
You can build a pub on a church
And people fall quicker than buildings do
You have to decide what comes first
You don't call a plane the Flying Roman
'Cause the Romans always walked and never flew
So why when I see your happy smiling face
Do I always end up singing Little Blue
Little Blue, how do you do
Your smile looks like heaven
But your eyes hold a storm about to brew
Little Blue
How can a flower so pretty
Be so laden down with dew
Little Blue
A
G
Bm
G
A
D
A
G
Well Bukowski wrote a story from a barstool
Bm
G
A
And Keats from the top of a hill
Bm
G
A
So I'm going to save my special song for you
D
A
From a grave where it's quiet and it's chill
Bb6
Am
'Cause there's a queue of clouds assembled
Bb6
Am
On the horizon of your smile
Bb6
Am
When most think that you're holding back
G
A
I know you're holding bile
Little Blue, how do you do
Your smile looks like heaven
But your eyes hold a storm about to brew
Little Blue
How can a flower so pretty
Be so laden down with dew
Little Blue
How can a flower so beautiful
Be so laden down with dew
Little Blue
Mirror
Am
They could be fat or could be thin
Dm
F
They could be black, they could be white
Am
Dm
F
Tell me who's knocking at the knocking shop door tonight
Am
Not much a door can do but open or close
Dm
F
Those things are above doors
Am
Not much legs can do but open or close
Dm
F
Those things are above us whores
G
So imagine a mirror
F
Bigger than the room it was placed in
G
F
Imagine my wish for a future that cannot hold my wish
Am
Dm
Imagine the want to hold a rod that cannot hold a fish
F
G
Imagine a rod that cannot hold a fish
Am
Dm
F
Am
They could be lonely or could be bust
Dm
F
They could be tack, they could be real
Am
Dm
F
They do have feelings, but just right now I feel
Am
A feminine receptacle, that's just what I am
Dm
F
Those things are above us whores
Am
Just the best target practice, for a misguided man
Dm
F
Those things are above us whores
G
So imagine a mirror
F
Bigger than the room it was placed in
G
F
Imagine my wish for a future that cannot hold my wish
Am
Dm
Imagine the want to hold a rod that cannot hold a fish
F
G
Imagine a rod that cannot hold a fish
Blackbird On The Wire
Capo III
Am
Am
Eyes to take you dancing
Dm/a
Mouth to leave your wife
G5
Em
Legs to run away with, and you wonder why
Am
Dm/a
Heart that makes you bypass every other girl
G5
Em
Smile that keeps you grinning at the madness of this world
Am
Em
And like the blackbird on the wire
Am
Em
I will not take prey on you
Em
Am
You wouldn't want me to
B
Em
For I'm too soft for such a thing
Am
Em
And like the blackbird on the wire
Am
Em
I just watch you by
Em
Am
The tears I knew I'd cry
B
Em
Fall unnoticed down below
And with a tongue built from quick silver
And a character of steel
They actually come and ask me how I feel
And like the blackbird on the wire
I will not take prey on you
You wouldn't want me to
For I'm too soft for such a thing
And like the blackbird on the wire
I just watch you by
The tears I knew I'd cry
Fall unnoticed down below
Am
Down below
Down below
Down below
Liars' Bar
Oh, yeah...
Well, sitting in a bar alone where no-one knows your name
Is like laying in a graveyard wide awake
You're scared that if you cough or yawn you might wake up the dead
So pretend to read a paper or just drink instead
I'm a stand-up comedian, but I'd sit down if I could
The world just seems to want folk like me to stand
And the punch-lines seem to disappear like clouds across the sky
And the laughter could be real or could be canned
Rum by the kettle drum
Whiskey by the jar
At Liar's Bar...
Well, living with a lying man could never really hurt
But living with a drunk one, no-one deserves
And you're looking for your husband, you're not sure he's still alive
Don't bother with the cemetery, he'll be down at Liar's Dive
I'm a travelling businessman, I just stopped in for one drink
You'll find that I'm not like the other men
Their noses are red, whilst mine is only pink
And they didn't choose their drink, their drink chose them
Rum by the kettle drum
Whiskey by the jar
At Liar's Bar...
And the grave-digger's smiling at his reflection in his spade
He's visiting the seediest, the shallowest of graves
The vocal chords of elephants and the characters of mice
They're singing, "Whisky, whisky", so good they named it twice
And son, this is rule one...
Well, I don't pass buildings with lights on; if I said that I did, I'd have lied
'Cause what looks like a Chinese restaurant may have Chinese New Year inside
And son, all my life I've been searching the bars I've been in, I forget
The lights outside ever brighter, but a light on the inside not yet
Rum by the kettle drum
Whiskey by the jar
At Liar's Bar...
And he's a world-wide traveller, he's not like me or you
But he comes in mighty regular for one who's passing through
That one came in his work clothes, he's missed his last bus home
He's missed a hell of a lot of buses for a man who wants to roam
You'll never get to Rome, son
And son, this is rule two...
If I look rough, I am rough, if I look sad I am
If I look broke, I am broke, just a broke-down piece of man
And I don't mean to get sad on you all, but this is the truth...
I've turned over enough leaves to fill an autumn; if I had one final wish
I'd be your slave for a decade if you could take me away from this pish
If you took me away from this, I'd be different, you'd see
'Cause I didn't choose a drink, a drink just chose me
Rum by the kettle drum
Whiskey by the jar
At Liar's Bar...
Well, I'm smoking like a chimney and I'm drinking like a fish
At Liar's Bar...
Rotterdam (Or Anywhere)
C
Fmaj7
Cmaj7
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C
Fmaj7
And the women tug their hair
Cmaj7
Fmaj7
Like they're trying to prove it won't fall out
C
Fmaj7
Cmaj7
Fmaj7
C
Fmaj7
And all the men are gargoyles
Cmaj7
Fmaj7
Dipped long in Irish stout
C
Fmaj7
Cmaj7
Fmaj7
G
The whole place is pickled
G
Am
The people are pickles for sure
G
And no-one knows if they've done more here
C
E7
Than they ever would do in a jar
Am
C
This could be Rotterdam or anywhere
Am
C
Liverpool or Rome
Am
C
'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere
D7
G7
Anywhere alone
G7
Anywhere alone
And everyone is blond
And everyone is beautiful
And when blond and beautiful are multiple
They become so dull and dutiful
And when faced with dull and dutiful
They fire red warning flares
Battle-khaki personality
With red underwear
This could be Rotterdam or anywhere
Liverpool or Rome
'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere
Anywhere alone
Anywhere alone
The whole place is pickled
The people are pickles for sure
And no-one knows if they've done more here
Than they ever would do in a jar
This could be Rotterdam or anywhere
Liverpool or Rome
'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere
Anywhere alone
This could be Rotterdam or anywhere
Liverpool or Rome
'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere
Anywhere alone
Anywhere alone
Foundations
G
D
Em
F
C
x2
G
D
Em
Build your dream castle out of sand
F
C
G
It's bound to get washed up anyway
D
Em
Dream your dreams out of last week
F
C
G
They're bound to have come up yesterday
C
D
If you want to give them flowers
C
D
Make them paper ones you send
C
D
Live your life a jigsaw
C
G
Am
It goes back in the box, in the end
G
D
Em
Build your dream heart from plasticine
F
C
G
'Cause you're putty in their hands
D
Em
Mould your ambition in concrete
F
C
G
'Cause you'll only land in quicksand
C
D
Carve your dough from play-dough
C
D
'Cause they'll roll you into a ball
C
D
Make your friends from Lego
C
G
Am
'Cause Lego makes a wall
G
'Cause when you build big houses
C
The paintings get stolen
G
The devil says he's silver
C
When you know that he is golden
Em
When papier mache heads make more sense than the sun
C
Em
Giving teacher apples could be fun or could be dumb
G
D
Em
F
C
G
D
Em
F
C
G
C
D
Build your planes from Airfix
C
D
'Cause you'll only lose the war
C
D
Write your love letters on rice paper
C
G
Am
At least you'll feed the poor
G
D
Em
Build your dream castle out of sand
F
C
G
It's bound to get washed up anyway
D
Em
Dream your dreams out of last week
F
C
G
They're bound to have come up yesterday
F
C
G
They're bound to have come up yesterday
F
C
G
Alone
Verse 1
Like the contents of your handbag
You don't know why it's there
People ask you where you're heading
You just answer, "Anywhere"
We don't mean to be this vague
It just happens that we are
No one asked us to elaborate
We just shrug our shoulders and be
Pre-Chorus 1
And like the stories that just happened
No one thought of, no one planned
We could have ruled, we could have conquered
Then we could have been a man
We could be ex-husband
We could be ex-wife
But no one looks at a menu
In a greasy spoon life
Chorus
Alone, alone
Half an hour is seven hours
One day is several months
Alone, alone
A month is a calendar
A year can be a decade spent alone
Verse 2
He knows, 'Hello' in eighteen languages
'I love you' in only one
By the time he's got his phrasebook
The chance is usually gone
And we feel ourselves quite prepared
But quite prepared for what?
We always took the lead
Before we actually knew the plot
Pre-Chorus 2
And you can tell where we've been shopping
By the bags beneath our eyes
Make-up shoulders burden
But the smile never lies
We could be ex-husband
We could be ex-wife
But no one looks at the menu
In a greasy spoon life
Chorus
Verse 3
So empty at the airport
You don't set off the doors
We used to feel like chorus girls
And now we feel like whores
Hearts built like reservoirs
Words built like dams
Thoughts built like juggernauts
Our actions built like prams
Pre-Chorus 3
And when the wind blows into our face
We should be warmer and not colder
Well, what price the charges
On this cargo that we shoulder
We could be ex-husband
We could be ex-wife
But no one looks at the menu
In a greasy spoon life
Chorus
Bridge
And we only smoke when bored
So we do two packs a day
And we've lost the difference
Between bored and lonely anyway