I'm not content to be with you in the daytime Girl I want to be with you all of the time The only time I feel alright is by your side Girl I want to be with you all of the time All day and all of the night All day and all of the night All day and all of the night I believe that you and me last forever Oh yea, all day and nighttime yours, leave me never The only time I feel alright is by your side Girl I want to be with you all of the time All day and all of the night All day and all of the night All day and all of the night Oh, come on... I believe that you and me last forever Oh yea, all day and nighttime yours, leave me never The only time I feel alright is by your side Girl I want to be with you all of the time All day and all of the night All day and all of the night All day and all of the night

| / / / / | / / / / | I think I'm sophisticated, 'Cause I'm living my life like a good homo sapien, But all around me everybody's multiplying, And they're walking 'round like flies, man, So I'm no better than the animals, Sitting in their cages in the zoo, man, 'Cause com - pared to the flowers, and the birds, and the trees, I am an ape - man! I think I'm so educated, and I'm so civilised, 'Cause I'm a strict vegetarian, But with the over population, and inflation, and starvation, And the crazy poli - tici - ans, I don't feel safe in this world no more, I don't wanna die in a nuclear war, I wanna sail away to a distant shore, And make like an ape - man! I'm an ape - man, I'm an ape, ape - man, Oh, I'm an ape - man, I'm a King Kong man, I'm a vood - doo man, Oh, I'm an ape - man, 'Cause com - pared to the sun that sits in the sky, Com - pared to the clouds as they roll by, Com - pared to the bugs, and the spiders, and flies, I am an ape - man! La-la, la-la! La - la - la! In man's evolution he has created the city, And the motor traffic rumble, but, give me half a chance, And I'd be taking off my clothes, and living in the jungle, 'Cause the only time that I feel at ease, Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree, Oh, what a life of luxury to be like an ape - man! I'm an ape - man, I'm an ape, ape - man, Oh, I'm an ape - man, I'm a King Kong man, I'm a vood - doo man, Oh, I'm an ape - man, I look out the window, but I can't see the sky, The air pollution is a - fogging up my eyes, I want to get out of this city alive, And make like an ape - man! La-la, la-la! La - la - la! A- come on and.. ...love me ...be my apeman girl, and we'd be so.. ...happy... ...in my ape-man world! () I'm an ape - man, I'm an ape, ape - man, Oh, I'm an ape - man, I'm a King Kong man, I'm a vood - doo man, Oh, I'm an ape - man, I'll be your Tarzan, you'll be my Jane, I'll keep you warm, and you'll keep me sane, We'll sit in the trees, and eat bananas all day, Just like an ape - man! I'm an ape - man, I'm an ape, ape - man, Oh, I'm an ape - man, I'm a King Kong man, I'm a vood - doo man, Oh, I'm an ape - man, I don't feel safe in this world no more, I don't want to die in a nuclear war, I want to sail away to a distant shore, And make like an ape - man! La-la, la-la! La - la - la! **************************************************************** In the 2nd Chorus the line- 'The air pollution is a - fogging up my eyes' is the cleaned up overdubbed lyric change that appears on the single and mimed TV appearances, the original album has the swearing, so take your choice.

From the dew soaked hedge creeps a crawly catapillar When the dawn begins to crack, its all part of my autumn almanac Breeze blows leaves of a musty colored yellow So I sweep them in my sack, yes, yes, yes, it's my autumn almanac Friday evening people get together, hiding from the weather Tea and toasted buttered currant buns Can't compensate for lack of sun because the summer's all gone La-la-la la-la, la la la-la la la-la-la ohh! my poor rheumatic back Yes, yes, yes, its my autumn almanac La-la-la la-la, la la la-la la la-la-la ohh! my autumn almanac Yes, yes, yes, its my autumn almanac I like my football on a Saturday, roast beef on Sunday's alright I go to Blackpool for my holidays, sit in the open sunlight This is my street and I'm never gonna leave it And I'm always gonna stay here if I live to be ninety-nine 'Cause all the people I meet seem to come from my street And I can't get away, because it's calling me (come on home) Hear it calling me (come on home) La-la-la la-la, la la la-la la la-la-la ohh! my autumn almanyac Yes, yes, yes, it's my autumn almanac La-la-la la-la, la la la-la la la-la-la ohh! my autumn almanac Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes Bop bop bop-m bop-m ba -ohh! (repeat and fade) D#m: 6 6 8 8 7 6 D#m/D: 5 6 8 8 7 6 A7: x 0 2 2 2 3

Everybody's a dreamer and everybody's a star, And everybody's in movies, it doesn't matter who you are. There are stars in every city, In every house and on every street, And if you walk down Hollywood Boulevard Their names are written in concrete! Don't step on Greta Garbo as you walk down the boulevard, She looks so weak and fragile that's why she tried to be so hard But they turned her into a princess And they sat her on a throne, But she turned her back on stardom, Because she wanted to be alone. You can see all the stars as you walk down Hollywood Boulevard, Some that you recognize, some that you've hardly even heard of, People who worked and suffered and struggled for fame, Some who succeeded and some who suffered in vain. Rudolph Valentino, looks very much alive, And he looks up ladies dresses as they sadly pass him by. Avoid stepping on Bela Lugosi 'Cause he's liable to turn and bite, But stand close by Bette Davis Because hers was such a lonely life. If you covered him with garbage, George Sanders would still have style, And if you stamped on Mickey Rooney He would still turn round and smile, But please don't tread on dearest Marilyn 'Cause she's not very tough, She should have been made of iron or steel, But she was only made of flesh and blood. You can see all the stars as you walk down Hollywood Boulevard, Some that you recognize, some that you've hardly even heard of, People who worked and suffered and struggled for fame, Some who succeeded and some who suffered in vain. Everybody's a dreamer and everybody's a star And everybody's in show biz, it doesn't matter who you are. And those who are successful, Be always on your guard, Success walks hand in hand with failure Along Hollywood Boulevard. I wish my life was a non-stop Hollywood movie show, A fantasy world of celluloid villains and heroes, Because celluloid heroes never feel any pain And celluloid heroes never really die. You can see all the stars as you walk down Hollywood Boulevard, Some that you recognize, some that you've hardly even heard of, People who worked and suffered and struggled for fame, Some who succeeded and some who suffered in vain. Oh celluloid heroes never feel any pain Oh celluloid heroes never really die. I wish my life was a non stop Hollywood movie show, A fantasy world of celluloid villains and heroes, Because celluloid heroes never feel any pain And celluloid heroes never really die.

Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa Riff 1(rpt) (muted) I am a dull and simple lad Cannot tell water from Champagne And I have never met the queen And I wish I could have all he has got He is the head boy at the school He is the captain of the team He is so gay and fancy free And I wish all his money belonged to me I wish I could be like David Watts Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa And when I lie on my pillow at night, I dream I could fight like David Watts And all the girls in the neighborhood Try to go out with David Watts Lead the school team to victory And take my exams and pass the lot They try their best but can't succeed For he is of pure and noble breed (Wish I could be) wish I could be like David Watts (Wish I could be) wish I could be like David Watts (Wish I could be) conduct my life like David Watts (Wish I could be) I wish I could be like David Watts () Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa

Thank you for the days Those endless days, those sacred days you gave me I'm thinking of the days I won't forget a single day believe me I bless the light I bless the light that shines on you believe me And though you're gone You're with me every single day believe me Days I'll remember all my life Days when you can't see wrong from right You took my life But then I knew that very soon you'd leave me But it's alright Now I'm not frightened of this world believe me I wish today would be tomorrow The night is dark, it just brings sorrow- then it rains Thank you for the days Those endless days, those sacred days you gave me I'm thinkin' of the days I won't forget a single day believe me Days I'll remember all my life Days when you can't see wrong from right You took my life But then I knew that very soon you'd leave me But it's alright Now I'm not frightened of this world believe me Days I'll remember all my life Days when you can't see wrong from right You took my life But then I knew that very soon you'd leave me But it's alright Now I'm not frightened of this world believe me Thanks you for the days Those endless days, those sacred days you gave me I'm thinking of the days I won't forget a single day believe me I blessed the light I blessed the light that shines on you believe me And though you're gone I won't forget a single day believe me Days I'll remember all my life Days when you can't see wrong from right You took my life But then I knew that very soon you'd leave me But it's alright Now I'm not frightened of this world believe me

There's a crack up in the ceiling And the kitchen sink is leaking Out of work and got no money A Sunday jam of bread and honey What are we living for? Two roomed apartment on the second floor? No money comin' in, the rent collector's knockin' trying to get in We are strictly second class, we don't understand Dead end! Why we should be in dead end street Dead end! People are livin' in dead end street Dead end! I'm gonna die in dead end street Dead end street (yeah!) Dead end street (yeah!) On a cold and frosty morning Wipe my eyes and stop me yawning And my feet are nearly frozen Boil the tea and put some toast on What are we livin' for? Two roomed apartment on the second floor? No chance to emigrate, I'm deep in debt and now it's much too late We both have to work so hard, we can't get the chance Dead end! People live on dead end street Dead end! People are dyin' on dead end street Dead end! I'm gonna die on dead end street Dead end street (yeah!) Dead end street (yeah!) (same chords) Dead end! People live on dead end street Dead end! People are dyin' on dead end street Dead end! I'm gonna die on dead end street Dead end street (yeah!) Dead end street (yeah!) Dead end street (yeah!) Head to my feet (yeah!) Dead end street ...

My makeup is dry and it cracks on my chin I'm drowning my sorrows in whiskey and gin The lion tamer's whip doesn't crack anymore The lions they won't bite and the tigers won't roar La la la La la la La la la La So let's all drink to the death of a clown Won't someone help me to break up this crown Let's all drink to the death of a clown La la la La la la La la la La Let's all drink to the death of a clown The old fortune teller lies dead on the floor Nobody needs fortunes told anymore The trainer of insects is crouched on his knees And frantically looking for runaway fleas La la la La la la La la la La Let's all drink to the death of a clown So won't someone help me to break up this crown Let's all drink to the death of a clown La la la La la la La la la La Let's all drink to the death of a clown La la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la

They seek him here, they seek him there, His clothes are loud, but never square. It will make or break him so he's got to buy the best, cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion. And when he does his little rounds, round the boutiques of London town, Eagerly pursuing all the latest fads and trends, cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion. Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is). He thinks he is a flower to be looked at, And when he pulls his frilly nylon panties right up tight, He feels a dedicated follower of fashion. Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is). There's one thing that he loves and that is flattery. One week he's in polka-dots, the next week he is in stripes. cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion. They seek him here, they seek him there, In regent street and Leicester square. Everywhere the Carnabetian army marches on, Each one an dedicated follower of fashion. Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is). His world is built round discotheques and parties. This pleasure-seeking individual always looks his best cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion. Oh yes he is (oh yes he is), oh yes he is (oh yes he is). He flits from shop to shop just like a butterfly. In matters of the cloth he is as fickle as can be, cause he's a dedicated follower of fashion. He's a dedicated follower of fashion. He's a dedicated follower of fashion.

And I know, and I know, And I know that ev'rybody, And I know that ev'rybody be happy, As happy as they can be 'Cause I know, I know. Come on baby let me tell you All the things I wanna say Come on baby let me tell you All the things I wanna say, and Ev'rybody's gonna be happy, Which means you and me, my love Ev'rybody's gonna be happy, Which means you and me, my love And I know, and I know, And when I see ya walking down the street Well it makes me happy to see you walkin' It makes my life complete 'Cause I know, I know. Come on baby let me tell you All the things I wanna say Come on baby let me tell you All the things I wanna say, and Ev'rybody's gonna be happy, Which means you and me, my love Ev'rybody's gonna be happy, Which means you and me, my love And I know, and I know, And I know that you and me, And I know that you and me be happy, As happy as we can be. 'Cause I know, I know. Come on baby let me tell you All the things I wanna say Come on baby let me tell you All the things I wanna say, and Ev'rybody's gonna be happy, Which means you and me, my love Ev'rybody's gonna be happy, Which means you and me, my love Ev'rybody's gonna be happy, Which means you and me, my love Ev'rybody's gonna be happy, Which means you and me, my love And I know, and I know, And I know, and I know, And I know...

I won't take all that they hand me down And make out a smile though I wear a frown And I'm not gonna take it all lying down Cuz once I get started I go to town I'm not like everybody else I'm not like everybody else I'm not like everybody else I'm not like everybody else And I don't want to walk about like everybody else And I don't want to live my life like everybody else And I won't say that I feel fine like everybody else Cuz I'm not like everybody else I'm not like everybody else But darling you know that I love you true Do anything that you want me to Confess all my sins like you want me to There's one thing that I will say to you I'm not like everybody else I'm not like everybody else I'm not like everybody else I'm not like everybody else And I don't want to walk about like everybody else And I don't want to live my life like everybody else And I won't say that I feel fine like everybody else Cuz I'm not like everybody else I'm not like everybody else Like everybody else Like everybody else Like everybody else Like everybody else Em for a couple of bars If you all want me to settle down Slow up and stop all my running 'round Do everything like you want me to There's one thing that I will say to you Like everybody else (like everybody else) Like everybody else (like everybody else) Like everybody else (like everybody else) Like everybody else

I met her in a club down in old Soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like coca cola C-O-L-A, cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola L-O-L-A, Lola, Lo lo lo lo lola Well I'm not the worlds most physical guy but when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine, oh my Lola Lo lo lo lo Lola Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand why she walked like a woman and talked like a man oh my Lola Lo lo lo lo Lola Lo lo lo lo Lola Well we drank champagne and danced all night under electric candlelight She picked me up and sat me on her knee and said 'Dear boy, won't you come home with me' Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy but when I looked in her eye, well I almost fell for my Lola Lo lo lo lo Lola Lo lo lo lo Lola Lola, Lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola I pushed her away I walked to the door I fell to the floor I got down on my knees Then I looked at her and she at me Well that's the way that I want it to stay and I always want it to be that way for my Lola Lo lo lo lo Lola Girls will be boys and boys will be girls It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world except for Lola Lo lo lo lo Lola Well I left home just a week before And I'd never ever kissed a woman before Lola smiled and took me by the hand and said 'dear boy, I'm gonna make you a man' Well I'm not the worlds most masculine man but I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man and so is Lola, lo lo lo lo lola Lo lo lo lo Lola Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, o lo lo lo Lola

Oh Mr Pleasant, how is Mrs Pleasant? I hope the world is treating you right, And your head's in the air, And you're feeling so proud, 'Cause you're such a success, And the whole wide world is on your side, hey hey. How are you today? People say Mr Pleasant is good, Mr Pleasant is kind, Mr Pleasant's okay, Mr Pleasant don't mind. As long as Mr Pleasant's all right, hey hey. How are you today? How's your father, how's your mother? How's your sister, how's your brother? How's your brand, new limousine, Twenty-four inch TV screen? Fis Did you like prosperity More than you liked poverty? Life is easier, so much easier, Life is easier now. Oh Mr Pleasant, how is Mrs Pleasant? Did you know she was flirting around With another young man, And he's taking her out When you have to work late? And it's not so pleasant after all, hey hey. How are you today? People say Mr Pleasant is good, Mr Pleasant is kind, Mr Pleasant's okay, Mr Pleasant don't mind. As long as Mr Pleasant's all right, hey hey. How are you today? Mr Pleasant is good, Mr Pleasant is kind, Mr Pleasant's okay.

Set me free lttle girl, all you gotta do is set me free little girl You know you can do it if you try, All you gotta do is set me free, free, free 2x I don't want no one, if I can't have you for myself. I don't need nobody else, so if I can't have you to myself, Set me free, set me free, oh set me Set me free lttle girl, all you gotta do is set me free little girl You know you can do it if you try, All you gotta do is set me free, free, free

The tax man's taken all my dough And left me in my statley home. Lazing on a sunny afternoon. And I can't sail my yacht, He's taken everything I've got, All I've got this sunny afternoon. Save me, Save me, Save me from this squeeze, I got a big fat mama trying to break me. And I love to live so pleasantly, Live this life of luxury, Lazing on a sunny afternoon, In the summertime, In the summertime, In the summertime. My girlfriends run off with my car And gone back to her ma and pa Telling tales of drunkenness and cruelty. Now I'm sitting here, Sipping on my ice cold beer, Lazing on a sunny afternoon. Help me, Help me, Help me sail away, Well, give me two good reasons why I oughta stay. 'Cause I love to live so pleasantly Live this life of luxury, Lazing on a sunny afternoon, In the summertime, In the summertime, In the summertime. Save me, Save me, Save me from this squeeze, I got a big fat mama trying to break me. And I love to live so pleasantly, Live this life of luxury, Lazing on a sunny afternoon, In the summertime, In the summertime, In the summertime. In the summertime, In the summertime,

So tired, tired of waiting, tired of waiting for you So tired, tired of waiting, tired of waiting for you I was a lonely soul, I had nobody till I met you But you keep me waiting, all of the time, what can I do? It's your life, and you can do what you want Do what you like, but please don't keep me waiting Please don't keep me waiting, 'cause I'm.... So tired, tired of waiting, tired of waiting for you So tired, tired of waiting, tired of waiting for you I was a lonely soul, I had nobody till I met you But you keep me waiting, all of the time, what can I do? It's your life, and you can do what you want Do what you like, but please don't keep me waiting Please don't keep me waiting, 'cause I'm.... So tired, tired of waiting, tired of waiting for you So tired, tired of waiting, tired of waiting for you For you, for you, for you

Long ago life was clean Sex was bad and obscene And the rich were so mean Stately homes for the Lords Croquet lawns, village greens Victoria was my queen Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, 'toria I was born, lucky me In a land that I love Though I'm poor, I am free When I grow I shall fight For this land I shall die Let her sun never set ... Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, 'toria Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, 'toria Land of hope and gloria Land of my Victoria Land of hope and gloria Land of my Victoria Victoria, toria [Chorus] (hold the first two "Victoria"s longer) Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, 'toria Canada to India Australia to Cornwall Singapore to Hong Kong From the West to the East From the rich to the poor Victoria loved them all ... Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, 'toria Victoria, Victoria, Victoria

We are the the Village Green Preservation Society God save Donald Duck, vaudeville and variety We are the Desperate Dan Appreciation Society God save strawberry jam and all the different varieties Preserving the old ways from being abused Protecting the new ways for me and for you What more can we do? We are the Draught Beer Preservation society God save Mrs. Mopp and good old Mother Riley We are the Custard Pie Appreciation Consortium God save the George Cross and all those who were awarded them Oo-wo-oo oo-wo-oo We are the Sherlock Holmes English Speaking Vernacular Help save Fu Manchu, Moriarty and Dracula We are the Office Block Persecution Affinity God save little shops, china cups and virginity We are the Skyscraper Condemnation Affilliate God save Tudor houses, antique tables and billiards Preserving the old ways from being abused Protecting the new ways for me and for you What more can we do? We are the Village Green Preservation Society God save Donald Duck, vaudeville and variety We are the Village Green Preservation Society God save Donald Duck, vaudeville and variety God save the Village Green

Dirty old river, must you keep rolling, rolling into the night People so busy make me feel dizzy, taxi lights shine so bright But I don't need no friends As long as I gaze on Waterloo Sunset, I am in paradise Every day I look at the world from my window The chilly-chilliest evening time, Waterloo sunset's fine. Terry meets Julie, Waterloo Station, every Friday night But I am so lazy, don't want to wander, I stay at home at night But I don't feel afraid As long as I gaze on Waterloo Sunset, I am in paradise Every day I look at the world from my window The chilly chilliest evening time, Waterloo sunset's fine. Millions of people swarming like flies round Waterloo underground Terry and Julie cross over the river where they feel safe and sound And they don't need no friends As long as they gaze on Waterloo Sunset, they are in paradise Every day I look at the world from my window The chilly chilliest evening time, Waterloo sunset's fine.

Well, lived my life and never stopped to worry bout a thing Opened up and shouted out and never tried to sing Wondering if I'd done wrong? Will this depression last for long? Won't you tell me Where have all the good times gone? Where have all the good times gone? Well, once we had an easy ride and always felt the same Time was on our side and I had everything to gain Let it be like yesterday Please let me have happy days Won't you tell me Where have all the good times gone? Where have all the good times gone? Ma and pa look back at all the things they used to do Didn't have no money and they always told the truth Daddy didn't have no toys And mummy didn't need no boys Won't you tell me Where have all the good times gone? Where have all the good times gone? Well, yesterday was such an easy game for you to play But let's face it things are so much easier today Guess you need some bringing down And get your feet back on the ground Won't you tell me Where have all the good times gone? Where have all the good times gone?

Girl, you really got me going You got me so I don't know what I'm doing See, don't ever set me free I always wanna be your side Yeah, you really got me knowing You got me so I can't sleep at night Yeah, you really got me knowing You got me so I can't sleep at night Yeah, you really got me now You got me so I don't know what I'm doing now Oh yeah, you really got me now You got me so I can't sleep at night You really got me You really got me You really got me