Love you because, you put me in the rightful place
C#m
F#m
D
E
And I love the PRS checks, that you bring
A
E
Cheap, never cheap
Bm
E
I'll sing the songs till you're asleep
E
F#m
When you've gone upstairs I'll creep
D
E
And write it all down
A
F#m
D
E
Oh Shirley, Oh Deborah, Oh Julie, Oh Jane
F#m
D
E
I wrote so many songs about you, I forget your name (I forget you name)
A
F#m
D
E
Jennifer, Allison, Philippa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too
A
F#m
D
E
Jennifer, Allison, Philippa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too
C#m
I forget your name
F#m
D
E
C#m
F#m
D
E
F#m
D
E
C#m
F#m
D
E
C#m
F#m
D
E
I love you from the bottom of my pencil case
C#m
F#m
D
E
I love the way you never ask me why
F#m
D
E
I love to write about each wrinkle on your face
C#m
F#m
D
E
And I love you till my fountain pen runs dry
A
E
Deep, so deep
Bm
E
The number one I hope to reap
C#m
F#m
Depends upon the tears you weep
D
E
So cry lovely cry, cry
A
F#m
D
E
Oh Cathy, Oh Alison, Oh Philippa, Oh Sue
F#m
D
E
You made me so much money, I wrote this song for you
A
F#m
D
E
Jennifer, Allison, Philippa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too
A
F#m
D
E
Jennifer, Allison, Philippa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too
F#m
D
E
C#m
F#m
D
E
F#m
D
E
C#m
F#m
D
E
A
F#m
D
E
Oh Cathy, Oh Alison, Oh Philippa, Oh Sue
F#m
D
E
You made me so much money, I wrote this song for you
A
F#m
D
E
Jennifer, Allison, Philippa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too
A
F#m
D
E
Jennifer, Allison, Philippa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too
F#m
D
E
C#m
F#m
D
E
F#m
D
E
C#m
F#m
D
E
A
F#m
So let me talk about Mary, a sad story
D
E
Turned her grief into glory
A
F#m
So let me talk about Mary, a sad story
D
E
Turned her grief into glory
Late at night, by the typewriter light
She ripped his ribbon to shreds
Late at night, by the typewriter light
She ripped his ribbon to shreds
So let me talk about Mary, a sad story
Turned her grief into glory
So let me talk about Mary, a sad story
Turned her grief into glory
Late at night, by the typewriter light
She ripped his ribbon to shreds
Late at night, by the typewriter light
She ripped his ribbon to shreds
Line Three, I forget
But I think, I think it was our first ever bet
And the horse we backed was short of a leg
Never mind
Four, in a park
And the things, the things that people do in the dark
I could hear the faintest beat of your heart
Then we did
Repeat bridge
Chorus 2
Just take a look at these crows feet, just look
Sitting on the prettiest eyes
60 25th of Decembers
59 4th of Julys
You can't have too many good times children
You can't have too many lines
Take a good look at these crows feet sitting on the prettiest eyes
D
G
D
Well my eyes look like a map of the town
D
G
D
And my teeth are either yellow or they're brown
G
A
D
Bm
But you'll never hear the crack of a frown when you are here
G
A
D
No you'll never hear the crack of a frown
Of a frown...
Now I'm moaning the blues like the rest of the charts
C
D
Take me back
G
So I'll cry with a limp
Em
Just get by on a limb
C
G
Till these blue eyes of mine they are closed
C
G
So here's to an old fashioned peck on the cheek
D
G
And farewell my sweet northern rose
G
Em
Give me one last love song
C
D
To bring you back, bring you back
G
Em
Give me one last video
C
D
Just dressed in black, dressed in black
C
G
Give him a chorus and that bit at the end
C
G
Where he wails on and on 'bout the loss of a friend
C
D
Let him scream loudly well this love could mend
D
G
Let it die, let it die
Those bloody great ballads we hated at first
Well I bought them all, now I'm writing worse
Save us from baldness and saving the earth
Take me back
And I'll smile with a limp
And I'll love with a limp
Till the clouds disappear from above
And as the storm moves away all I can say
Is there's a towel on the door for your love
Give me one last love song
To bring you back, bring you back
Give me one last video, just dressed in black, dressed in black
Give him a chorus and that bit at the end
Where he wails on and on 'bout the loss of a friend
Let him scream loudly well this love could mend
Let it die, let it die, let it die
I'll Sail This Ship Alone
D
Bm
G
A
If, if you choose that we will always lose
D
Bm
E
A
Well then I'll sail this ship alone
D
Bm
G
A
And if, if you decide to give him another try
D
Bm
Em
A
Well then I'll sail this ship alone
G
A
Well they said if I wrote the perfect love song
D
Bm
You would take me back
G
Em
Well I wrote it, but I lost it
A
And now will you take me back anyway
Now if, if you insist that this is for the best
Well then I'll sail this ship alone
And if, if you swear that you no longer care
Well then I'll sail this ship alone
D
D7
I'll sail this ship alone
G
A
Between the pain and the pleasure
D
D7
I'll sail this ship alone
G
A
Amongst the sharks and the treasure
G
A
G
A
G
A
If you would rather go your way then go your way
I'll sail this ship alone
If, if you're afraid that I won't make the grade
Well then I'll sail this ship alone
And if, if you agree to him instead of me
Well then I'll sail this ship alone
Well they said if I wrote the perfect letter
That I would have a chance
Well I wrote it, and you burned it
And now do I have a chance anyway
If, if you swear that you no longer care
Well then I'll sail this ship alone
Chorus
Well they said if I burnt myself alive
That you'd come running back
I kept them all in
So why d'you keep on telling me now
A
F#m
A
E
x2
A
You know your problem
Asus2
A
You keep it all in
A
You know your problem
Asus2
You keep it all in
A
That's sweet
F#m
E
A
The conversation we had last week
F#m
E
When you gagged and bound me up to my
Amaj7
B
A
Seat you're right, I do
E
I keep it all in
F#m
E
A
Just like that murder of seventy three
F#m
E
A
Just like that robbery of sixty two
F#m
E
A
With all these things that have happened to me
E
I kept it all in...
I kept it all in
A
F#m
Ba ba da ba
A
I kept it all in
E
Ba ba da ba
A
I kept it all in
F#m
Ba ba da ba
A
I kept it all in
E
Yeah, yeah
(
A
)
I kept it all in
A
F#m
A
E
x2
A
Old Red Eyes Is Back
G
Old Red eyes is back
A7
C
G
Red from the night before the night before
G
A7
C
G
Walked into the wrong bar walked into a door
G
Old Red's in town
A7
C
G
And sitting late at night he doesn't make a sound
G
A7
C
G
Just adding to the wrinkles on his deadly frown
G
A7
C
G
They're only red from all the tears that I should've shed
G
A7
C
G
They're only red from all the women that I could've wed
G
A7
C
G
So when you look into these eyes I hope you realise
G
They could never be blue
A7
C
They could never be blue
G
G
They could never be blue
A7
C
G
They could never be blue
G
Listen up Old Red
A7
C
G
You never listened to a word the doctor said
G
A7
C
G
He told you if you drank another you'd be dead
G
Old Red eyes is back
A7
C
G
His shoulders ache all over and his brain is sore
G
A7
C
G
He pours a drink and listens to his body thaw
G
A7
C
G
They're only red from all the thoughts unused inside my head
G
A7
C
G
They're only red from all the things I could have done instead
G
A7
C
G
So when you look into these eyes I hope you realise
G
They could never be blue
A7
C
They could never be blue
G
G
They could never be blue
A7
C
G
They could never be blue
G
A7
C
G/b
Blue is a street without an end
G
A7
C
G/b
Red is the colour of my hell
G/d
A7
C
G/b
Blue is a greeting from a friend
G/d
A7
C
G
Red is the color of farewell
G
Old Red he died
A7
C
G
And every single landlord in the district cried
G
A7
C
G
An empty bottle of whiskey laying by his side
G
A7
C
G
A lazy little tear running from each eye
G
They could never be blue
A7
C
They could never be blue
G
G
They could never be blue
A7
C
G
They could never be blue
Perfect 10
A
She's a perfect ten
But she wears a twelve
A
E
Baby, keep a little two for me
She could be sweet sixteen
Bustin' out of the seams
But it's still love in the first degree
When he's at my gate
With a big fat eight
You wanna see the smile on my face
Even at my door
With his poor, poor four
There ain't no man can replace
E
A
Bm
We love our love in different sizes
D
A
I love her body, especially the lines
A
Bm
Time takes its toll, but not on the eyes
E
A
Promise me this, take me tonight
A Little Time
F
I need a little time
To think it over
I need a little space
Just on my own
I need a little time
To find my freedom
I need a little...
F
Bb
C
Funny how quick the milk turns sour, isn't it, isn't it?
F
Bb
C
Your face has been looking like that for hours, hasn't it, hasn't it?
Bb
C
Promises, promises turn to dust
F
Gm
Wedding bells just turn to rust
Bb
C
Trust into mistrust
I need a little room
To find myself
I need a little space
To work it out
I need a little room
All alone
I need a little...
You need a little room for your big head, don't you, don't you
You need a little space for a thousand beds, won't you, won't you
Lips that promise, fear the worst
Tongue so sharp, the bubble burst
Just into unjust
I've had a little time
To find the truth
Now I've had a little room
To check what's wrong
I've had a little time
And I still love you
I've had a little...
You had a little time and you had a little fun, didn't you, didn't you
While you had yours, do you think I had none? Do you, do you?
The freedom that you wanted bad
Is yours for good, I hope you're glad
Sad into unsad
I had a little time
To think it over
Had a little room
To work it out
I found a little courage
To call it off
I've had a little time
I've had a little time
I've had a little time
I've had a little time
Let Love Speak Up Itself
G
Em
Don't whisper love and dream of wedding bells
Am
C
G
Em
Am
Don't do all the talking, let love speak up itself
C
G
Em
Am
Let love speak up itself
G
C
Am
G
So when you feel a little tatty and unhappy with your face
C
G
Am
G
Let it breathe into us and put you back in place
C
G
Let it breathe, let it breathe
C
Am
G
From the day it came into us till the day it wants to leave
C
G
For it will, it will go
C
G
Am
G
And it will not say goodbye just like it didn't say hello
F
There will not be a send-off, a funeral or mass
C
Just a pathetic little vodka from a dirty little glass
Am
"To the world's greatest mum
G
C
From the oldest swinger in town"
G
Em
Am
Let love speak up itself
C
G
Em
Am
Let love speak up itself
G
Em
Let it rise up in the morning and take us for a walk
Am
C
G
Em
Am
Let it do the talking when we're to tired to talk
C
G
When we're too tired to talk
C
Am
G
And when you feel unhappy that I'm not the one I was
C
G
Am
G
Let love rot inside and let love palm you off
C
G
Let it rot, let it rot
C
Am
G
Let it take your feelings and tie them in a knot
C
G
In a knot, in a knot
C
G
Am
G
Let it take your feelings and tie them in a knot
F
Hang them from a cleaver and say "Look what we've got