Love you because, you put me in the rightful place
C#m
F#m
D
E
And I love your PRS checks, that you bring
A
E
Cheap, never cheap
Bm
E
I'll sing you songs till you're asleep
E
F#m
When you've gone upstairs I'll creep
D
E
And write it all down, down, down, down
A
F#m
D
E
Oh Shirley, oh Deborah, oh Julie, oh Jane
F#m
D
E
(
A
)
I wrote so many songs about you, I forget your name (I forget your name)
A
F#m
D
E
(
A
)
Jennifer, Allison, Philippa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too (I forget your name)
A
F#m
D
E
(
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Jennifer, Allison, Philippa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too (I forget your name)
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F#m
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E
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F#m
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E
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I love you from the bottom of my pencil case
I love the way you never ask me why
I love to write about each wrinkle on your face
And I love you till my fountain pen runs dry
A
E
Deep, so deep
Bm
E
The number one I hope to reap
C#m
F#m
Depends upon the tears you weep
D
E
So cry lovely, cry, cry, cry, cry
Oh Kathy, oh Alison, oh Philippa, oh Sue
You made me so much money, I wrote this song for you (I wrote this song for you)
Jennifer, Allison, Philippa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too (I wrote this song for you)
Jennifer, Allison, Philippa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too
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F#m
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E
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F#m
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E
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Oh Kathy, oh Alison, oh Philippa, oh Sue
You made me so much money, I wrote this song for you (I wrote this song for you)
Jennifer, Allison, Philippa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too (I wrote this song for you)
Jennifer, Allison, Philippa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too
A
F#
D
E
For you, for you, I wrote this song for you
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E
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C#m
I wrote this song for you
F#m
D
E
C#m
F#m
D
E
F#m
D
E
C#m
F#m
D
E
A
F#m
So let me talk about Mary, a sad story
D
E
Turned her grief into glory
A
F#m
So let me talk about Mary, a sad story
D
E
Turned her grief into glory
Late at night, by the typewriter light
She ripped his ribbon to shreds
Late at night, by the typewriter light
She ripped his ribbon to shreds
So let me talk about Mary, a sad story
Turned her grief into glory
So let me talk about Mary, a sad story
Turned her grief into glory
Late at night, by the typewriter light
She ripped his ribbon to shreds
Late at night, by the typewriter light
She ripped his ribbon to shreds
Then we cried
Two, we're away
and we both, we both had nowhere to stay
Well the bus shelters always OK
When you're young
D
G
Now you're older and I look at your face
D
G
Every wrinkle is so easy to place
D
Bm
And I only write them down just in case
A
You should die
D
Bm
Just take a look at these crows feet, just look
G
A
Sitting on the prettiest eyes
D
Bm
Sixty twenty-fifth of Decembers
G
A
Fifty-nine fourth of Julys
G
A
Not through the age or the failure children
D
Bm
Not through the hate or despise
D
Bm
Take a good look at these crows feet
A
G
D
Sitting on the prettiest eyes
Line Three, I forget
But I think, I think it was our first ever bet
And the horse we backed was short of a leg
Never mind
Four, in a park
And the things, the things that people do in the dark
I could hear the faintest beat of your heart
Then we did
Now you're older and I look at your face
Every wrinkle is so easy to place
And I only write them down just in case
You should die
Just take a look at these crows feet, just look
Sitting on the prettiest eyes
60 25th of Decembers
59 4th of Julys
You can't have too many good times children
You can't have too many lines
Take a good look at these crows feet
Sitting on the prettiest eyes
D
G
D
Well my eyes look like a map of the town
D
G
D
And my teeth are either yellow or they're brown
G
A
D
Bm
But you'll never hear the crack of a frown when you are here
G
A
D
No you'll never hear the crack of a frown
Of a frown...
Now I'm moaning the blues like the rest of the charts
C
D
Take me back
G
Em
So I'll cry with a limp, just get by on a limb
C
G
Till these blue eyes of mine they are closed
C
G
So here's to an old fashioned peck on the cheek
D
G
And farewell my sweet northern rose
G
Em
Give me one last love song
C
D
To bring you back, bring you back
G
Em
Give me one last video
C
D
Just dressed in black, dressed in black
C
G
Give him a chorus and that bit at the end
C
G
Where he wails on and on 'bout the loss of a friend
C
D
Let him scream loudly well this love could mend
D
G
Let it die, let it die
Those bloody great ballads we hated at first
Well I bought them all, now I'm writing worse
Save us from baldness and saving the earth
Take me back
And I'll smile with a limp and I'll love with a limp
Till the clouds disappear from above
And as the storm moves away all I can say
Is there's a towel on the door for your love
Give me one last love song
To bring you back, bring you back
Give me one last video, just dressed in black, dressed in black
Give him a chorus and that bit at the end
Where he wails on and on 'bout the loss of a friend
Let him scream loudly well this love could mend
Let it die, let it die, let it die
I'll Sail This Ship Alone
D
Bm
G
A
If, if you choose that we will always lose
D
Bm
E
A
Well then I'll sail this ship alone
D
Bm
G
A
And if, if you decide to give him another try
D
Bm
Em
A
Well then I'll sail this ship alone
G
A
Well they said if I wrote the perfect love song
D
Bm
You would take me back
G
Em
Well I wrote it, but I lost it
A
And now will you take me back anyway
Now if, if you insist that this is for the best
Well then I'll sail this ship alone
And if, if you swear that you no longer care
Well then I'll sail this ship alone
D
D7
I'll sail this ship alone
G
A
Between the pain and the pleasure
D
D7
I'll sail this ship alone
G
A
Amongst the sharks and the treasure
G
A
G
A
G
A
If you would rather go your way then go your way
I'll sail this ship alone
If, if you're afraid that I won't make the grade
Well then I'll sail this ship alone
And if, if you agree to him instead of me
Well then I'll sail this ship alone
Well they said if I wrote the perfect letter
That I would have a chance
Well I wrote it, and you burned it
And now do I have a chance anyway
If, if you swear that you no longer care
Well then I'll sail this ship alone
Chorus
Well they said if I burnt myself alive
That you'd come running back
I kept them all in
So why d'you keep on telling me now
A
F#m
A
E
x2
A
Asus2
A
You know your problem, you keep it all in
A
Asus2
You know your problem, you keep it all in
A
That's sweet
F#m
E
A
The conversation we had last week
F#m
E
When you gagged and bound me up to my
Amaj7
B
A
Seat you're right, I do
E
I keep it all in
F#m
E
A
Just like that murder of seventy three
F#m
E
A
Just like that robbery of sixty two
F#m
E
A
With all these things that have happened to me
E
I kept it all in...
A
F#m
I kept it all in, ba ba da ba
A
E
I kept it all in, ba ba da ba
A
F#m
I kept it all in, ba ba da ba
A
E
I kept it all in, yeah, yeah
(
A
)
I kept it all in
A
F#m
A
E
x2
A
Old Red Eyes Is Back
G
A7
C
G
Old Red eyes is back, red from the night before the night before
Walked into the wrong bar walked into a door
Old Red's in town, and sitting late at night he doesn't make a sound
Just adding to the wrinkles on his deadly frown
They're only red from all the tears that I should've shed
They're only red from all the women that I could've wed
So when you look into these eyes I hope you realise
G
They could never be blue
A7
C
They could never be blue
G
G
They could never be blue
A7
C
G
They could never be blue
G
A7
C
G
Listen up Old Red, you never listened to a word the doctor said
He told you if you drank another you'd be dead
Old Red eyes is back, his shoulders ache all over and his brain is sore
He pours a drink and listens to his body thaw
They're only red from all the thoughts unused inside my head
They're only red from all the things I could have done instead
So when you look into these eyes I hope you realise
They could never be blue
They could never be blue
They could never be blue
They could never be blue
G
A7
C
G/b
Blue is a street without an end
G
A7
C
G/b
Red is the colour of my hell
G/d
A7
C
G/b
Blue is a greeting from a friend
G/d
A7
C
G
Red is the color of farewell
Old Red, he died, and every single landlord in the district cried
An empty bottle of whiskey laying by his side
A lazy little tear running from each eye
They could never be blue
They could never be blue
They could never be blue
They could never be blue
Perfect 10
A
She's a perfect ten
But she wears a twelve
A
E
Baby, keep a little two for me
She could be sweet sixteen
Bustin' out of the seams
But it's still love in the first degree
When he's at my gate
With a big fat eight
You wanna see the smile on my face
Even at my door
With his poor, poor four
There ain't no man can replace
E
A
Bm
We love our love in different sizes
D
A
I love her body, especially the lines
A
Bm
Time takes its toll, but not on the eyes
E
A
Promise me this, take me tonight
A Little Time
F
I need a little time to think it over
I need a little space just on my own
I need a little time to find my freedom
I need a little...
F
Bb
C
Funny how quick the milk turns sour, isn't it, isn't it?
F
Bb
C
Your face has been looking like that for hours, hasn't it, hasn't it?
Bb
C
Promises, promises turn to dust
F
Gm
Wedding bells just turn to rust
Bb
C
Trust into mistrust
I need a little room to find myself
I need a little space to work it out
I need a little room all alone
I need a little...
You need a little room for your big head, don't you, don't you
You need a little space for a thousand beds, won't you, won't you
Lips that promise, fear the worst
Tongue so sharp, the bubble burst
Just into unjust
I've had a little time to find the truth
Now I've had a little room to check what's wrong
I've had a little time and I still love you
I've had a little...
You had a little time and you had a little fun, didn't you, didn't you
While you had yours, do you think I had none? Do you, do you?
The freedom that you wanted bad
Is yours for good, I hope you're glad
Sad into unsad
I had a little time to think it over
Had a little room to work it out
I found a little courage to call it off
I've had a little time
I've had a little time
I've had a little time
I've had a little time
Let Love Speak Up Itself
G
Em
Don't whisper love and dream of wedding bells
Am
C
G
Em
Am
Don't do all the talking, let love speak up itself
C
G
Em
Am
Let love speak up itself
G
C
Am
G
So when you feel a little tatty and unhappy with your face
C
G
Am
G
Let it breathe into us and put you back in place
C
G
Let it breathe, let it breathe
C
Am
G
From the day it came into us till the day it wants to leave
C
G
For it will, it will go
C
G
Am
G
And it will not say goodbye just like it didn't say hello
F
There will not be a send-off, a funeral or mass
C
Just a pathetic little vodka from a dirty little glass
Am
"To the world's greatest mum
G
C
From the oldest swinger in town"
G
Em
Am
Let love speak up itself
C
G
Em
Am
Let love speak up itself
G
Em
Let it rise up in the morning and take us for a walk
Am
C
G
Em
Am
Let it do the talking when we're to tired to talk
C
G
When we're too tired to talk
C
Am
G
And when you feel unhappy that I'm not the one I was
C
G
Am
G
Let love rot inside and let love palm you off
C
G
Let it rot, let it rot
C
Am
G
Let it take your feelings and tie them in a knot
C
G
In a knot, in a knot
C
G
Am
G
Let it take your feelings and tie them in a knot
F
Hang them from a cleaver and say "Look what we've got