And you're just bending them for your won benefit
One minute she says
G
A
She's gone to get the cat in
D
The next thing I know
G
A
She's mumbling in Latin
Bm
A
D
She cut the starts out of the sky
G
Em
And baked them in a pie
D
That's how I know
G
A
She's got a new spell
D
Yes, that's how I know
G
A
That she's got a new spell
Bm
A
D
She stole the scene and the scenery
G
Em
The script and the machinery
D
That's how I know
G
A
She's got a new spell
D
Yes, that's how I know
G
A
Bm
A
D
That she's got a new spell
Must I Paint You A Picture?
C
G
Am
C
G
F
It's bad timing and me
G
C
We find a lot of things out this way
G
F
G
And there's you, a little black cloud in a dress
C
G
The temptation
Am
F
To take the precious things we have apart
C
G
To see how they work
C
G
Am
F
Must be resisted for they never fit together again
G
Am
F
If this is rain let it fall on me and drown me
G
Am
F
G
If these are tears let them fall
C
G
Am
Must I paint you a picture
C
G
Am
About the way that I feel?
C
Am
G
You know that my love for you is strong, girl
C
Am
G
You know that my love for you is real
C
G
F
It took a short walk and a talk
G
C
To change the rules of engagement
G
F
G
While you searched frantically for reverse
C
G
And then claiming
Am
F
C
G
That virtue never tested is no virtue at all
C
G
Am
F
And so I lost my ignorance
G
Am
F
And now the bells across the river chime out your name
G
Am
G
I look across to them again
Must I paint you a picture
About the way that I feel?
You know that my love for you is strong, girl
You know that my love for you is real
Em
C
C7
All your friends say come down, it will never fly
F
And on that imperfect day
G
We threw it all away
Em
Am
Crisis after crisis, with such intensity
F
G
This would never happen if we lived by the sea
C
G
F
Most important decisions in life
G
C
Are made between two people in bed
G
F
G
I found that out at my own expense
C
G
And when I see you
Am
F
C
G
C
You just turn around and walk away like we never met
G
Am
F
Oh we used to be so brave
G
Am
G
I dreamt the world stopped turning as we climbed the hill
G
Am
G
I dreamt impossible dreams that we were lovers still
Must I paint you a picture
About the way that I feel?
You know that my love for you is strong, girl
You know that my love for you is real
It may have been Camelot for Jack and Jacqueline
Or on the Che Guevara highway filling up with gasoline
Fidel Castro's brother spies a rich lady who's crying
Over luxury's disappointment so he walks over and he's trying
F
G
To sympathise with her
C
/b
Am
/g
But he thinks that he should warn her
F
G
C
That the third world is just around the corner
In the Soviet Union, a scientist is blinded
By the resumption of nuclear testing and he is reminded
That Doctor Robert Oppenheimer's
Optimism fell
At the first hurdle
In the cheese pavilion, the only noise I hear
Is the sound of someone stacking chairs and mopping up spilled beer
And someone asking questions
And basking in the light
Of the fifteen fame-filled minutes of the fanzine writer
Mixing pop and politics, he asks me what the use is
I offer him embarrassment and my usual excuses
While looking down the corridor
Out to where the van is waiting
I'm looking for the great leap forwards
Jumble sales are organised and pamphlets have been posted
Even after closing time, there's still parties to be hosted
You can be active with the activists
Or sleep in with the sleepers
While you're waiting for the great leap forwards
Oh, it's one leap forwards, two leaps back
Will politics get me the sack?
Waiting for the great leap forwards
Well here comes the future and you can't run from it
If you've got a blacklist I wanna be on it
Waiting for the great leap forwards
Well it's a mighty long way down rock and roll
From Top Of The Pops to drawing the dole
You're waiting for the great leap forwards
If no one out there understands
Start your own revolution and cut out the middleman
Waiting for the great leap forwards
In a perfect world we'd all sing in tune
But this is reality so give me some room
Waiting for the great leap forwards
So join the struggle while you may
The revolution is just a T-shirt away
Waiting for the great leap forwards
It may have been Camelot for Jack and Jacqueline
But on the Hugo Chavez highway filling up with gasoline
Little Donald Rumsfeld spies a rich lady who's crying
Over luxury's disappointment so he walks over and he's trying
To sympathise with her
But he thinks that he should warn her
To prepare to be bombed back into the stone age
In the former Soviet Union the citizens demand
To know why they're still the target of strategic air command
And they shake their fists in anger
And respectfully suggest
We take the money from our missiles and spend it on our hospitals instead
The cold war now is over, but the stakes are getting higher
I'm frightened of collateral damage and of friendly fire
And I don't believe we can defeat
No axis of evil
By putting smart bombs in the hands of dumb people
Mixing pop and politics, they ask me what the use is
I over them my acupuncturist and my masseuses
While looking down the corridor
Out to where my ego is waiting
I'm looking for the new world order
Jumble sales are organised, all my mates got fat
Even after all this time you can still send me a fax
You can be active with the activists
Or sleeping with the media
While you're waiting for the great leap forwards
Oh, one leap forwards, two leaps back
Will YouTube give MTV the sack?
Waiting for the great leap forwards
Well, here comes the future and you can't run from it
If you've got a tattoo, Henry, I wanna be on it!
Waiting for the great leap forwards
In a perfect world we'd all sing in tune
But this is reality, not American Idol!
Waiting for the great leap forwards
So join the struggle while you may
The revolution's just an ethical haircut away
When you're waiting for the great leap forwards