My house is very beautiful at night
My friend and teacher occupies a spare room
He's dead, at peace at last, the wandering Jew
Other friends had put stones on his grave
He was the first great man that I had ever met
Sylvia and I got out our Ouija Board
To dial a spirit, across the room it soared
We were happy and amazed at what we saw
Blazing stood the proud and regal name Delmore
Delmore, I missed all your funny ways
I missed your jokes and the brilliant things you said
My Daedalus to your Bloom, was such a perfect wit
And to find you in my house makes things perfect
I've really got a lucky life
My writing, my motorcycle and my wife
And to top it all off a spirit of pure poetry
Is living in this stone and wood house with me
The image of the poet's in the breeze
Canadian geese are flying above the trees
A mist is hanging gently on the lake
Our house is very beautiful at night
G
Our house is very beautiful at night
Our house is very beautiful at night
Our house is very beautiful at night
Women
G
G
D
I love women, I think they're great
G
G
D
They're a solace to the world in a terrible state
G
G
D
They're a blessing to the eyes, a balm to the soul
G
What a nightmare to have no women in the world
G
Em
D
I love women
I love women
I love women
We all love women
I used to look at women in the magazines
I know that it was sexist, but I was in my teens
I was very bitter, all my sex was on the sly
I couldn't keep my hands off women, and I won't till I die
I love women
Oh, I love women
We love women
We all love women
A woman's love can lift you up, and women can inspire
I feel like buying flowers and hiring a celestial choir
A choir of castratis to serenade my love
They'd sing a little Bach for us and then we'd make love
I love women
I love women
We all love women
We love women
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G
D
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Underneath The Bottle
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A
G
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D
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G
D
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D
A
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A
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A
G
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D
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G
D
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G
A
D
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D
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A
G
D
G
Ooh-ooh-wee, look at me
D
A
Lookin' for some sympathy
A
G
D
G
It's the same old story of man and his search for glory
D
G
And he found it there underneath the bottle
Things are never good, things go from bad to weird
Hey gimme another scotch with my beer
I'm sad to say I feel the same today as I always do
Gimme a drink to relax me
Ooh-wee, liquor set me free
I can't do no work, the shakes inside me
Ah shucks, I got the lousiest luck, I'm sick of this
Underneath the bottle
Seven days make a week, on two of them I sleep
I can't remember what the heck I was doin'
I got bruises on my leg from I can't remember when
I fell down some stairs, I was lyin' underneath the bottle
Ooh-wee, son of a B
You get so down, you can't get any lower
So long world, you play too rough, and it's getting me all mixed up
I lost my pride and it's hidin' there underneath the bottle
The Gun
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D
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G
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D
G7
The man has a gun, he knows how to use it
Nine millimeter Browning, let's see what he can do
He'll point it at your mouth, says that he'll blow your brains out
Don't you mess with me, carrying a gun
Carrying a gun, carrying a gun
Don't you mess with me, carrying a gun
Carrying a gun, carrying a gun
Don't mess with me, mmm, carrying a gun
Get over there, move slowly
I'll put a hole in your face if you even breathe a word
Tell the lady to lie down, I want, ah, you to be sure to see this
I wouldn't want you to miss a second, watch your wife
Carrying a gun, shooting with a gun
Dirty animal
Carrying a gun, carrying a gun
Watch you face, carrying a gun
Carrying a gun, carrying a gun
The animal dies with fear in his eyes, with a gun
Don't touch him, don't touch him
Stay away from him, he's got a gun
D
The Blue Mask
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D
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G
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x3
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D
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x16
D
G
D
They tied his arms behind his back to teach him how to swim
D
G
D
They put blood in his coffee and milk in his gin
D
G
D
They stood over the soldier in the midst of the squalor
D
G
D
There was war in his body and it caused his brain to holler
G
D
Make the sacrifice
Mutilate my face
If you need someone to kill
I'm a man without a will
Wash the razor in the rain
Let me luxuriate in pain
Please don't set me free
Death means a lot to me
The pain was lean and it made him scream, he knew he was alive
They put a pin through the nipples on his chest, he thought he was a saint
I've made love to my mother, killed my father and brother, what am I to do?
When a sin goes too far, it's like a runaway car, it cannot be controlled
Spit upon his face and scream, there's no Oedipus today
This is no play you're thinking you are in, what will you say?
Take the blue mask down from my face and look me in the eye
I get a thrill from punishment, I've always been that way
I loathe and despise repentance, you are permanently stained
Your weakness buys indifference and indiscretion in the streets
Dirty's what you are and clean is what you're not, you deserve to be soundly beat
Make the sacrifice
Take it all the way
There's no "won't" high enough
To stop this desperate day
Don't take death away
Cut the finger at the joint
Cut the stallion at his mount
And stuff it in his mouth
Average Guy
F#
Bm
I ain't no Christian or no born-again saint
F#
G
I ain't no cowboy or a Marxist DA
F#
Bm
I ain't no criminal or Reverend Cripple from the right
F#
G
I am just your average guy, trying to do what's right
A
D
I'm just your average guy
G
An average guy
D
I am just your average guy
G
I'm just an average guy
Average guy, I'm just your average guy
I'm average looking and I'm average inside
I'm an average lover and I live in an average place
You wouldn't know me if you met me face to face
I'm just your average guy
Average guy
Average guy
I'm just an average guy
I worry about money and taxes and such
I worry that my liver's big and it hurts to the touch
I worry about my health and bowels and the crime waves in the street
I'm really just your average guy, trying to stand on his own two feet
I'm just your average guy
I'm just your average guy
I'm just your average guy
Average guy
Average looks, average taste
Average height, an average waist
Average in everything I do
My temperature is 98.2
I'm just your average guy
An average guy
Average guy
I'm just your average guy
The Heroine
D
Em
The heroine stood up on the deck
G
The ship was out of control
D
Em
The bow was being ripped to shreds
G
Men were fighting down below
D
Em
The sea had pummeled them for so long
G
Bb
That they knew nothing but fear
C
And the baby's in the box
Am
He thinks the door is locked
C
The sea is in a state
Am
G
C
The baby learns to wait for the heroine
F
G
C
Ooh-ooh, for the heroine
F
G
C
Locked in his defense, he waits for the heroine
The mast is cracking as the waves are slapping
Sailors rolled across the deck
And when they thought no one was looking
They would cut a weaker man's neck
While the heroine dressed in a virgin white dress
Tried to steer the mighty ship
But the raging storm wouldn't hear of it
They were in for a long trip
Baby's in the box
Thinks the door is locked
He finds it hard to breathe
Drawing in the sea
And where's the heroine to fire off the gun
To calm the raging seas
And let herself be seized by the...
Baby in the box
He thinks the door is locked
The woman has the keys
Bbdim
But there's no moment she can seize
Here's to the heroine
Who transcends all the men
Who are locked inside the box
Will the lady let him out
Ooh, the heroine, ooh-ooh, the heroine
Bb
F
C
G
C
Strapped to the mast, the pale ascendant heroine
Strapped to the mast, the pale ascendant heroine
Waves Of Fear
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x6
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D
Waves of fear, attack in the night
A
D
Waves of revulsion, sickening sights
G
D
My heart's nearly bursting, my chest's choking tight
G
Waves of fear, waves of fear
G
D
Waves of fear, squat on the floor
A
D
Looking for some pill, the liquor is gone
G
D
Blood drips from my nose, I can barely breathe
A
D
Waves of fear, I'm too scared to leave
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D
A
D
Waves of fear, waves of fear
G
D
A
D
Waves of fear, waves of fear
D
I'm too afraid to use the phone
I'm too afraid to put the light on
I'm so afraid I've lost control
I'm suffocating without a word
Crazy with sweat, spittle on my jaw
What's that funny noise, what's that on the floor
Waves of fear, pulsing with death
I curse my tremors, I jump at my own step
I cringe at my terror, I hate my own smell
I know where I must be, I must be in hell
Waves of fear, waves of fear
Waves of fear, waves of fear
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The Day John Kennedy Died
C
F
C
I dreamed I was the president of these United States
C
F
C
I dreamed I replaced ignorance, stupidity and hate
C
F
C
I dreamed the perfect union and a perfect law, un-denied
C
F
G
C
Most of all I dreamed I forgot the day John Kennedy died
I dreamed that I could do the job that others hadn't done
I dreamed that I was uncorrupt and fair to everyone
I dreamed I wasn't gross or base, a criminal on the take
And most of all I dreamed I forgot the day John Kennedy died
F
G
C
Oh, the day John Kennedy died
Oh, the day John Kennedy died
I remember where I was that day, I was upstate in a bar
The team from the university was playing football on TV
Then the screen went dead and the announcer said, "There's been a tragedy
There's are unconfirmed reports the president's been shot
and he may be dead or dying"
Talking stopped, someone shouted, "What?!", I ran out to the street
People were gathered everywhere saying, did you hear what they said on TV?
And then a guy in a Porsche with his radio hit his horn and told us the news
He said "The president's dead he was shot twice in the head in Dallas,
and they don't know by whom"
I dreamed I was the president of these United States
I dreamed that I was young and smart and it was not a waste
I dreamed that there was a point to life and to the human race
I dreamed that I could somehow comprehend that someone shot him in the face
Oh, the day John Kennedy died
Oh, the day John Kennedy died
Oh, the day John Kennedy died
Oh, the day John Kennedy died
Heavenly Arms
G
/f#
C
A
Heavenly arms reach out to hold me
G
/f#
C
A
Heavenly arms entice you to dance
G
C
G
Em
In a world of ill will, the dancers are still
G
Em
C
D
Heavenly arms reach out to me
Heavenly arms soft as a love song
Heavenly arms bring a kiss to your ear
In a world that seems mad, all the dancers seem sad
Heavenly arms reach out to me
Bm
G
Bm
G
Sylvia, Sylvia
C
D
G
C
D
G
Sylvia, Sylvia
Heavenly arms come to my rescue
Only a woman can love a man
In a world full of hate, love should never wait
Heavenly arms reach out to me
Heavenly arms strong as a sunset
Heavenly arms pure as the rain
Lovers stand warned of the world's impending storm
Heavenly arms reach out to me
Sylvia, Sylvia
Sylvia, Sylvia
C
D
G
G
Oh-oh-whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, oh-whoa-whoa
Mmm... oh-whoa-whoa
(Heavenly arms reach out to hold me)
(Sylvia, you mean so much to me)
(Heavenly arms reach out to hold me)
(Sylvia, you mean so much to me)
(Heavenly arms reach out to hold me)
(Sylvia, you mean so much to me)
(Heavenly arms reach out to hold me)