These are the stories of Edgar Allan Poe
Not exactly the boy next door
He'll tell you tales of horror, then he'll play with your mind
If you haven't heard of him, you must be deaf or blind
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These are the stories of Edgar Allan Poe
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Not exactly the boy next door
He'll tell you about Usher, whose house burned in his mind
His love for his dear sister, her death would drive him wild
The murder of a stranger, the murder of a friend
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The callings from the pits of hell, that never seem to end
These are the stories of Edgar Allan Poe
Not exactly the boy next door
These are the stories of Edgar Allan Poe
Not exactly the boy next door
The diabolic image of the city and the sea
The chaos and the carnage that reside deep within me
Decapitations, poisonings, hellish not a bore
You won't need 3D glasses to pass beyond this door
Edgar Allan Poe
Not exactly the boy next door
No Nosferatu, Vincent Price or naked women here
A mind unfurled, a mind unbent is all we have here
Truth, fried orangutans flutter to the stage
Leave your expectations home, and listen to the stories of Edgar Allan Poe
We give you the soliloquy, the raven at the door
Flaming pits, the moving walls, no equilibrium
No ballast, no bombast, the unvarnished truth we've got
Mind swoons guilty, cooking ravings in a pot
Edgar Allan Poe
Not exactly the boy next door
Edgar Allan Poe
Not exactly the boy next door
Tell-tale heart, a rotting cask, a valley of unrest
A conqueror worm devouring souls, keep the best for last
Rings for Annie Lee, as Poe's buried alive
Regretting his beloved's death in all her many guises
These are the stories of Edgar Allan Poe
Not exactly the, not exactly the boy next door
Edgar Allan Poe
Not exactly the boy next door
These are the stories of Edgar Allan Poe
Not exactly the boy next door
Edgar Allan Poe
Call On Me
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Caught in the crossbow of ideas and journeys
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Sit here reliving the other self's mournings
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C
Caught in the crossbow of ideas and dawnings stand I, oh-oh-oh-oh
Reliving the past of the maddening impulse
Violent upheaval, the pure driven instinct
The pure driven murder, the attraction of daring stand I
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Em
Why didn't you call on me
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Em
Why didn't you call on me
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Why didn't you call on me
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Why didn't you call?
Rowena:
Em
A wild being from birth
My spirit spurns control
C
Wondering the wide earth
Searching for my soul
Em
Dimly peering
I would surely find
C
What could there be more purely bright
In truth's day-star
Oh-oh, why didn't you call on me
Why didn't you call, call on me
Why didn't you call on me
Why didn't you call?
Why didn't you call on me
Why didn't you call on me
Why didn't you call on me
Why didn't you call?
A Thousand Departed Friends
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Change
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The only thing constantly changing is change
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And change is always for the worse
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The worm on the hook always eaten by a fish
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The fish by bird man or worse
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A spot on the lung, a spot on your heart
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An aneurism of the soul
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The only thing constantly changing is change
B
And it comes equipped with a curse
E
The only thing constantly changing is change
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And it's always for the worse
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The only thing constantly changing is change
A
And it's always for the worse
E
The only thing constantly changing is change
The living only become dead
Your hair falling out, your liver swelled up
Your teeth rot your gums and your chin
Your ass starts to sag, your balls shrivel up
Your cock swallowed up in their sack
The only thing constantly changing is change
And it's always change on your back
The only thing constantly changing is change
And it's always for the worse
The only thing constantly changing is change
And it's always for the worse, baby
The only thing constantly changing is change
Ashes to ashes to dusk
The deer and the rabbit, the musk of your hole
Filled up with myriad dread, ooh
The dread of the living, the dread of the living
The frightening pulse of the night, ah
The only thing constantly changing is change
It's changes that will kill us with fright
The only thing constantly changing is change
And it's always for the worse
The only thing constantly changing is change
And it's always for the worse
The only thing constantly changing is change
The only thing constantly changing is change
The only thing constantly changing is change
And it comes equipped with my curse
Balloon
Performed by the McGarrigle Sisters
I'm a little balloon and I get puffed up
Squeeze me and bend me it's never enough
Put your lips around me, blow me up
But if you prick me I will pop
I'm a little balloon full and firm
Here is my aft and here is my stern
Here's my lips and here's my hose
Put me down or I will burst
If you prick me I will burst
Broadway Song
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Like to thank all you people for showing up tonight
Sorry about the weather
Let's have a big hand for my long time accompanist
Manfred Gooseberry
Hey Goose
Take a bow, relax
Be comfortable
Have a cocktail on the Poo Poo Lounge
And let us entertain you
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I'd like to sing you a Broadway song
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I hope that you'll all sing along
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A little dancing and some sentiment to put your mind at ease
I'd like to play you something low and sexy
Look at our dancers they're so young and pretty, hi Olga
And when we start to groove you can hear the saxophones blow
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Ah, show business is just a wonderful thing
All I want is to get down on my knees and sing for you
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And let the saxophones blow, blow baby blow
I'd like to sing you a Broadway song
I hope that you'll all sing along
A little dancing and some sentiment to put your mind at ease
I wanna bring a tear to your eye, oh
Good old Poe don't he make you cry
Ain't it great the way he writes about the mysteries of life
Ah, show business is just a wonderful thing
All I want is to get down on my knees and sing for you
And let the saxophones blow, blow baby blow
Ah, show business is just a wonderful thing
All I want is to get down on my knees and sing for you
And let the saxophones blow, blow baby blow baby blow baby blow
Go Goose go
Blind Rage
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Who's that peeping through my door
Sneaking up and down the hall
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I can't stand it anymore
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I can't stand it anymore
Who's that peeping through my door
Sneaking up and down the hall
I can't stand it anymore
I can't stand it anymore
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D
Blind rage
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I'm in a blind rage
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Blind rage
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Blind rage
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Blind rage
Who's that creeping in my room
Blocking out the stars and moon
I fear you will attack me soon
Who goes there
Who's that creeping in my room
Blocking out the stars and moon
I fear you will attack me soon
Who goes there
Blind rage
Blind rage
Blind rage
Blind rage
I'm in a blind rage
Blind rage
You're making me scared
Blind rage
Make me scared
Blind rage
Blind rage
Blind rage
Blind rage
Blind rage
Blind rage
Burning Embers
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Fly through the glass of a window pane
Fall through the sky feeling the rain
Walk on broken glass your tell-tale heart
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Look through the bars of a dirty jail cell
Soar to heaven dive to hell
Listen to your tell-tale heart
F/a
Setting fires in the ghost twilight
We see you dress we bolt with fright
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G/a
You see an apparition disappear
G/a
Jump to the table, jump up the stairs
F/a
I stand on the rooftop, looking out through the air
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D/a
Walk on broken glass your tell-tale heart
D/a
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Lenore, am I dreaming
F/a
How can death keep us apart, mmmm..
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Lenore, I see you burning
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And I'd walk on burning embers
Walk on burning embers
Walk on burning embers your tell-tale heart
Walk on burning embers
Walk on burning embers
Walk on burning embers your tell-tale heart
Walk on burning embers
Walk on burning embers
Walk on burning embers your tell-tale heart
Heart, heart, heart, heart
Walk on burning embers
Walk on burning embers
Walk on burning embers your tell-tale heart
Your tell-tale heart
Walk on burning embers
Walk on burning embers
Walk on burning embers your tell-tale heart
Walk on burning embers
Walk on burning embers
Walk on burning embers your tell-tale heart
Walk on burning embers
Walk on burning embers
Walk on burning embers your tell-tale heart
Vanishing Act
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It must be nice to disappear
C#m
To have a vanishing act
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To always be looking forward
Dm
And never looking back
How nice it is to disappear
Float into a mist
With a young lady on your arm
Looking for a kiss
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It might be nice to disappear
To have a vanishing act
To always be looking forward
Never look over your back
It must be nice to disappear
Float into a mist
With a young lady on your arm
Looking for a kiss
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It must be nice to disappear
To have a vanishing act
To always be moving forward
And never looking back
How nice it is to disappear
Float into a mist
With a young lady on your arm
Looking for a kiss
Looking for a kiss
Float into a mist
Guilty
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Guilty, guilty
Guilty, I'm paralyzed with guilt
It runs through me like a rain through silk
Guilty, my mind won't leave me alone
My teeth are rotted
My lips start to foam
Cause I'm so guilty
Guilty, guilty
Ooh guilty
What did I say
What did I say
What did I do
Did I ever do it to you
Don't turn your back, ah
I can't look you in the eye, ah
Eye eye eye eye
I guess I'm guilty as charged
I guess I'm guilty as charged
Guilty, huh, guilty ah, guilty ah, guilty
Guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty
Don't do that
Don't do that
Don't do what
Oh you're such a child
Real fool child
Guilty
What can I do
I do it to you
But I do it to me too
Cut off my head
Cut off my head
Cut off my head, ah
Hang me from the yard-arm
Guilty, I'm paralyzed with guilt
I've got bad thoughts
I've got an evil clit
Guilty
Guilty, my mind won't leave me alone
I've got a bad mind
I've got a bad bone
Guilty guilty guilty as charged
Guilty
Don't do that
Don't do what
Don't do that
Oh you're such a reckless child
You remember when you were a baby
Do you remember when you were a baby
Do you have a jury, yeah
Do you have a verdict
Guilty as charged
Guilty guilty guilty as charged
Do you have a verdict
Do you have a verdict
I'm guilty
You're guilty
Oh you're such a reckless child
I should beat you
I should hit you
I'll put you in therapy, ah
I Wanna Know (The Pit And The Pendulum)
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Csus4
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Under the intense scrutiny of Ligeia's eyes
I have felt the full knowledge
And force of their expression
And yet been unable to possess it
And have felt it leave me
As so many other things have left
The letter half-read
The bottle half-drunk
Finding
Finding in the commonest objects of the universe
A circle of analogies
Of metaphors
Ooh
For that expression
Which has been willfully
Withheld from me
The access to the inner soul denied
I wanna know, ooh
I wanna know
I wanna know, oh
I wanna know
In consideration
In consideration of the faculties and impulses
Of the human soul
Of the human soul
In consideration
Of our arrogance
Of our arrogance
Our radical, primitive irreducible arrogance of reason
We have all overlooked the propensity
We saw no need for it
The paradoxical something which we may call perverseness
Perverseness
Through its promptings we act without
Comprehensible object
We act for the reason we should not
We act for the reason we should not
For certain minds this is absolutely irresistible, irresistible
The conviction of the wrong
Or impolicy of an action
Is often the unconquerable force
The unconquerable force
It is a primitive impulse
It is a primitive impulse
Primitive impulse
The overwhelming tendency
The overwhelming tendency to do
Wrong for the wrong's sake
To do wrong for the wrong's sake
We persist in acts
Because we feel that we
Should not persist in them
Because we feel we, feel we
Should not persist, persist in them, ah
Ooh
So I wanna know
I wanna know
I wanna know
I wanna know
I wanna, I wanna know
I wanna, I
Ooh, we persist in action
We persist in action
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong
Ooh
Wrong, wrong
Oh we persist in action
Ah yeah yeah
When you know that it's wrong
Science Of The Mind
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In the science of the mind
Am
There is no forgiving
G
Paralyzed, I lay here sleeping
Am
Quiet as a little child
Heart starts beating, blood rushing pounding
Moving quiet as a little lamb
In the science of the mind
Limbs are bound devoid of movement
The injuries we do in kind
Are visited upon us often
In the science of the mind
Trying hard to move a shadow
Don't bury me I'm still alive
The science of the mind unyielding
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The science of the mind unyielding
Am
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The science of the mind unyielding
Hop Frog
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Well they call me a juicy hop-frog
You can see me in any wood bog
Don't you know that they call me the hop-frog
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Hopping frog
I'm a hop-frog
A hop-frog
They call me the hop-frog
Hop, hop-frog
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They call me the hop-frog
See me in any wood bog
Don't you know that call me a hop-frog
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Hop-frog
D
They call me the hop-frog
See me in a wood bog
They're calling me a hop-frog
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Hop-frog
You can see me in a ballroom
You can see me in a bedroom
You can see me in the woods
Hop, hop-frog
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They call me the hop-frog
They call you the hop-frog
Well they call you the hop-frog
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Hop, hop-frog
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Frog
Who Am I? (Tripitena's Song)
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Sometimes I wonder who am I
F#m
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The world seeming to pass me by
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A younger man now getting old
F#m
G
I have to wonder what the rest of life will hold
I hold a mirror to my face
There are some lines that I could trace
To memories of loving you
The passion that breaks reason in two
I have to think and stop me now
If reminisces make you frown
One thinks of what one hoped to be
And then faces reality
Sometimes I wonder who am I
Who made the trees, who made the sky
Who made the storms, who made heartbreak
I wonder how much life I can take
I know I like to dream a lot
And think of other worlds that are not
I hate that I need air to breathe
I'd like to leave this body and be free
I'd like to float like a mystic child
I'd like to kiss an angel on the brow
I'd love to solve the mysteries of life
By cutting someone's throat or removing their heart
You'd like to see it beat
You'd like to hold your eyes
And though you know I'm dead
You'd like to hold my thighs
If it's wrong to think on this
To hold the dead past in your fist
Why were we given memories
Let us lose our minds and be set free
Some... sometimes I, I wonder who am I
The world seeming to pass me by
A younger man now getting old
I have to wonder what the rest of life will hold
I wonder
I wonder
Ooh... who started all this
Was God in love and gave a kiss
To someone who later betrayed
And Godless love sent us away
To someone who later betrayed
And Godless love sent us away
Guardian Angel
Tuning: EADGBD, really?
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I have a guardian angel, keep him in my head
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When I'm afraid and alone, I call him to my bed
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I have a guardian angel who keeps bad things from me
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D
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The only way to ruin it would be for me not to trust me
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The only way to ruin it would be for me not to trust me
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I have a guardian angel, who's often saved my life
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Through malevolent storms and crystal drums, the angel on my right
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Has lifted me up and set me down, always showing me what's right
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And if my instinct proved me wrong, the angel set it right
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And if my instinct proved me wrong, the angel set it right
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Have a guardian angel, I keep him in my head
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And when I'm having nightmares, he shows me dreams instead
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I have a ring, I have a dress, I have an empty shell
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By the books below tea cups I've kept a kind of hell
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By the books below tea cups I've kept a kind of hell
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Panic and anxiety, so often in my head
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But I had a guardian angel who took care of me instead
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Am
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The champagne cork, the night-light owl, a raven and a duck
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The seed of pining parents, and your despairing love
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The seed of pining parents, and your despairing love
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D
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Love and luck both have charmed lives, can change all things about
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Am
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I had a guardian angel, that's what this is all about
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I have a guardian angel, I keep him in my head
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D
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When I'm alone and become afraid, he saved my life instead
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When I'm alone and become afraid, he saved my life instead
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