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Asked my Daddy when I was thirteen
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"Daddy can you tell me what love really means?"
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His eyes went glassy, not a word was said
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He poured another beer and his face turned red
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Asked my mother, she acted the same
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She never looked up, she seemed so ashamed
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Asked my teacher, he reached for the cane
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He said "don't mention that subject again"
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So I read about love, I read it in a magazine
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Read about love, Cosmo and Seventeen
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Read about love, in the back of a Hustler, Hustler, Hustler
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So I know what makes girls sigh
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And I know why girls cry
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So don't tell me I don't understand
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What makes a woman and what makes a man
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I've never been to heaven but at least I've read about love
My big brother told me when I was fourteen
"It's time I showed you what love really means
Girls like kissing and romance too
But a boy's got to know what a man's got to do"
He gave me a book, the cover was plain
Written by a doctor with a German name
It had glossy pictures, serious stuff
I read it seven time then I knew it well enough
Read about love, now I've got you
Read about love, where I want you
Read about love, I got you on the test-bed, test-bed, test-bed
So why, don't you moan and sigh?
And why do you sit there and cry?
I do everything I'm supposed to do
If something's wrong than it must be you
I know the ways of a woman I've read about love
Well well well, when I touch you there it's supposed to feel nice
That's what it said in reader's advice
I've never been to heaven but at least I've read about love
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When the party hit full swing
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I saw you come reeling in
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You had that six-pack in a stranglehold
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Now you stagger, now you sway
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Why don't you fall the other way
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'Cause I've got something here worth more than gold
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I said, don't sit on my Jimmy Shands
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Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands
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They don't mend with sticky tape and glue
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Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands
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Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands
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That's my very best advice to you
Call me precious I don't mind
78s are hard to find
You just can't get the shellac
Since the war
This one's the Beltona brand
Finest label in the land
They don't make them like that any more
Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands...
Darling though you're twice my size
I don't mean to patronize
Honey, let me lead you by the hand
Find a lap or find a chair
You can park it anywhere
Just don't rest your cheeks against my man
Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands...
No shindig is half complete
Without that famous polka beat
That's why they invite me, I suppose
Waltzes, Strathspey's, eightsome reels
Now you know how good it feels
Crank that handle babe, away she goes
Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands...