I got the style but not the grace
I got the clothes, but not the face
I got the bread, but not the butter
I got the window, but not the shutter
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But I'm big in Japan, I'm big in Japan
But, hey I'm big in Japan, I'm big in Japan
I got the house, but not the deed
I got the horn, but not the reed
I got the cards, but not the luck
I got the wheel, but not the truck
But, hey I'm big in Japan, I'm big in Japan
I'm big in Japan, I'm big in Japan
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I got the moon, I got the cheese
I got the whole damn nation on its knees
I got the rooster, I got the crow
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I got the ebb, I got the flow
I got the powder, but not the gun
I got the dog, but not the bun
I got the clouds, but not the sky
I got the stripes but not the tie
But, hey I'm big in Japan, I'm big in Japan
I'm big in Japan, I'm big in Japan
Heigh-ho, they love the way I do it
Heigh-ho, there's really nothin' to it
I got the moon, I got the cheese
I got the whole damn nation on its knees
I got the rooster, I got the crow
I got the ebb, I got the flow
I got the sizzle, but not the steak
I got the boat, but not the lake
I got the sheets, but not the bed
I got the jam, but not the bread
But, hey I'm big in Japan, I'm big in Japan
I'm big in Japan, I'm big in Japan
I'm on a black elevator goin' down
Little Joe from Kokomo, it rattles to the ground
The dice is laughin' at the man that it throwed
I'm rollin' over to the lowside of the road
The moon is red and you're dancin' real slow
Twenty-nine miles left to go
The chain monkeys help you with your load
I'm rollin' over to the lowside of the road
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Jezebel is naked with an axe
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The prosecution tells you to relax
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Your head feels like it's ready to explode
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You're rollin' over, you're rollin' over
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Well, the clapper has been ripped out of the bell
The flapper has been kicked right out of hell
When the horse whips the man that he rode
You're rollin' over to the lowside of the road
The dog won't bite if you beat him with a bone
And she's so shy when she's talkin' on the phone
And then the ground rises up and starts to groan
And rollin' over to the lowside of the road
Unto the lowside of the road
Unto the lowside of the road
Oh, you got to hold on, hold on, baby gotta hold on
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Take my hand, I'm standin' right here, you gotta hold on
Well, he gave her a dime store watch
And a ring made from a spoon
Everyone is looking for someone to blame
But you share my bed, you share my name
Well go ahead and call the cops
You don't meet nice girls in coffee shops
She said "Baby, I still love you
Sometimes there's nothin' left to do"
Oh, you got to hold on, hold on, baby gotta hold on
Take my hand, I'm standin' right here, you gotta hold on
Well, God bless your crooked little heart
St. Louis got the best of me
I miss your broken-china voice
How I wish you were still here with me
Well you build it up, you wreck it down
You burn your mansion to the ground
When there's nothing left to keep you here
When you're falling behind in this big blue world
Oh, you got to hold on, hold on, baby gotta hold on
Take my hand, I'm standin' right here, you gotta hold on
Down by the Riverside Motel
It's ten below and falling
By a 99 cent store
She closed her eyes and started swaying
But it's so hard to dance that way
When it's cold and there's no music
Well your old hometown is so far away
But inside your head there's a record that's playing
Oh, you got to hold on, hold on, baby gotta hold on
Take my hand, I'm standin' right here, you gotta hold on
Get Behind The Mule
Molly-be-damned smote Jimmy the Harp
With a horrid little pistol and a lariat
She's goin' to the bottom, she's goin' down the drain
Said she wasn't big enough to carry it
She got to get behind the Mule
In the morning and plow
She got to get behind the Mule
In the morning and plow
She got to get behind the Mule
In the morning and plow
She got to get behind the Mule
In the morning and plow
Choppity-chop goes the axe in the woods
You gotta meet me by the fall down tree
Shovel of dirt upon a coffin lid
And I know they'll come lookin' for me, boys
I know they'll come a-lookin' for me
Got to get behind the Mule...
Big Jack Earl was eight foot one
And he stood in the road and he cried
He couldn't make her love him, he couldn't make her stay
But tell the good Lord that he tried
Got to get behind the Mule...
Dusty trail from Atchison to Placerville
On the wreck of the Weaverville stage
Beaula fired on Beatty for a lemonade
I was stirring my brandy with a nail, boys
Stirring my brandy with a nail
Got to get behind the Mule...
Well the rampaging sons of the widow James
Jack the cutter and the pock-marked kid
They had to stand naked at the bottom of the cross
And tell the good Lord what they did
Tell the good Lord what they did
Got to get behind the Mule...
Punctuated birds on the power line
In a Studebaker with Birdie Joe Joaks
I'm digging all the way to China with a silver spoon
While the hangman fumbles with the noose, boys
The hangman fumbles with the noose
Got to get behind the Mule...
Pin your ear to the wisdom post
Pin your eye to the line
Never let the weeds get higher than the garden
Always keep a sapphire in your mind
Always keep a diamond in your mind
Got to get behind the Mule...
There's a house on my block that's abandoned and cold
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The folks moved out of it a long time ago
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And they took all their things, and they never came back
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It looks like it's haunted, with the windows all cracked
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And everyone calls it the house, the house where nobody lives
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Once it held laughter, once it held dreams
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Did they throw it away, do they know what it means?
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Did someone's heart break?
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Or did someone do somebody wrong?
Well the paint was all cracked, it was peeled off the wood
The papers were stacked on the porch where I stood
And the weeds had grown up just as high as the door
There were birds in the chimney and an old chest of drawers
Looks like no one will ever come back to the house where nobody lives
Once it held laughter, once it held dreams
Did they throw it away, do they know what it means?
Did someone's heart break?
Or did someone do somebody wrong?
So if you find someone, someone to have, someone to hold
Don't trade it for silver, don't trade it for gold
'Cause I have all of life's treasures, and they're fine and they're good
They remind me that houses are just made of wood
What makes a house grand, oh, it ain't the roof or the doors
If there's love in a house, it's a palace for sure
Without love it ain't nothin' but a house, a house where nobody lives
Without love it ain't nothin' but a house, a house where nobody lives
Cold Water
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Well I woke up this morning with the cold water
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With the cold water, with the cold water
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Well I woke up this morning with the cold water
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With the cold water, with the cold
Police at the station and they don't look friendly
They don't look friendly no they don't look friendly
Police at the station and they don't look friendly
They don't look friendly no they don't
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Blind or crippled, sharp or dull
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I'm reading the Bible by a forty watt bulb
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What price freedom? Dirt is my rug
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Well I sleep like a baby with the snakes and the bugs
Well the stores are open but I ain't got no money
I ain't got no money, I ain't got no money
Well the stores are open but I ain't got no money
I ain't got no money, well I ain't
Found an old dog and he seems to like me
Seems to like me, well he seems to like me
Found an old dog and he seems to like me
Seems to like me, well he seems
See them fellows with the cardboard signs
Scrapin' up a little money to buy a bottle of wine
Pregnant women and the Vietnam vets I say
Beggin' on the freeway 'bout as hard as it gets
Well I slept in the graveyard it was cold and still
Cold and still, it was cold and still
Well I slept in the graveyard it was cold and still
Cold and still, and it was cold
Slept all night in the Cedar Grove
I was born to ramble, born to rove
Some men are searchin' for the Holy Grail
But there ain't nothin' sweeter than ridin' the rails
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I look 47 but I'm 24
Well they shooed me away from here the time before
Turned their backs and they locked their doors
I'm watching TV in the window of a furniture store
I hope my Pony knows the way back home
I walked from Natchez To Hushpukena
Built a fire by the side of the road
I worked for nothing in a Belzoni saw mill
I caught a blind out on the B&O
Talullah's friendly, Belzoni ain't so
A .44 will get you 99
I hope my Pony, I hope my Pony
I hope my Pony knows the way back home
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I run my race with burnt face Jake
Gave him a Manzanita cross
I lived on nothing but dreams and train smoke
Somehow my watch and chain got lost
I wish I was home in Evelyn's Kitchen
With old Gyp curled around my feet
I hope my Pony, I hope my Pony
I hope my Pony knows the way back home
I hope my Pony, I hope my Pony
I hope my Pony knows the way back home
What's He Building?
What's he building in there?
What the hell is he building in there?
He has subscriptions to those magazines
He never waves when he goes by
He's hiding something from the rest of us
He's all to himself
I think I know why
He took down the tire swing from the pepper tree
He has no children of his own you see
He has no dog and he has no friends
And his lawn is dying
And what about all those packages he sends?
What's he building in there?
With that hook light on the stairs
What's he building in there
I'll tell you one thing
He's not building a playhouse for the children
What's he building in there?
Now what's that sound from under the door?
He's pounding nails into a hardwood floor
And I swear to God I heard someone moaning low
And I keep seeing the blue light of a TV show
He has a router and a table saw
And you won't believe what Mr Sticha saw
There's poison underneath the sink, of course
But there's also enough formaldehyde to choke a horse
What's he building in there?
What the hell is he building in there?
I heard he has an ex-wife in some place
Called Mayors Income, Tennessee
And he used to have a consulting business in Indonesia
But what is he building in there?
What the hell is building in there?
He has no friends, but he gets a lot of mail
I'll bet he spent a little time in jail
I heard he was up on the roof last night
Signalling with a flash-light
And what's that tune he's always whistling?
What's he building in there?
What's he building in there?
We have a right to know...
When I was a kid I had a neighbour that we all wondered about
But everybody has a neighbour that they wonder about
And then you grow and you're the neighbour
Well, see, his name was Mr Sticha
And we used to stakeboard by his house real loud all the time
And his wife used to look at us distainfully
And Mr Sticha would stick his head out the window and shake his fist
And say things like "We'll get you, we'll get you"
And we would repeat other things, that are unrepeatable, to Mr Sticha
Eventually what happened was Sticha died
And everyone said that we killed him with our skateboards
I don't believe that. But I did believe it when I was a kid
Anyway, this is the neighbour that we all become
I guess it all comes down to knowing two or three things about the guy who lives next door
And that's all you need to know
He said he was from Tampa, but he has Indiana plates
He said he was in the service for twenty years, but he's only twenty years old
Anyway, I wonder, from time to time, in the middle of the night
I wonder what is he building in there?
What the hell is building in there?
Black Market Baby
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She lives in a house that's way back off the road
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There's a man with a lantern and he carries her soul
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A coal stove and a bed, a skillet and a hound
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She drove a camel through a needle in this sinking boardwalk town
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She's my Black Market baby
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She's my Black Market baby
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She's a diamond who wants to stay coal
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Wants to stay coal
I swang out wide with her on hell's iron gate
Anything that you wanted, you could have
My eyes say their prayers to her, sailors ring her bell
The way a moth mistakes a light bulb for the moon and goes to hell
She's my Black Market baby
She's my Black Market baby
She's a diamond who wants to stay coal
Wants to stay coal
There's no prayer like desire, there's amnesia in her kiss
She's a swan and a pistol and she will follow you like this
In Moberly, Missouri, at the Iroquois Hotel
She checked in with the President and she ran up quite a Bill
She's my Black Market baby
She's my Black Market baby
She's a diamond who wants to stay coal
Wants to stay coal
Well, she's whiskey in a teacup, she gives blondes a lousy name
She's a Bonzai Aphrodite and a ticket back to Spain
She's a hard way to go, and there ain't no way to stop
Every time you play the red the black is coming up
She's my Black Market baby
She's my Black Market baby
She's a diamond who wants to stay coal
She wants to stay coal
My baby wants to stay coal, coal, coal
My baby wants to stay coal
Eyeball Kid
Well Zenora Bariella and Coriander Pyle
They had sixteen children in the usual style
They had a curio museum and they had no guile
All they ever wanted was a showbiz child
On the 7th of December 1949
They got what they'd been wishing for all of the time
He grew up in a trailer and by the time he was nine
He rolled off to join the circus telling fortunes on the side
Hail, Hail, the Eyeball kid
Well the first time I saw him was a Saigon jail
Cost me 27 dollars just to go his bail
I said your name will be in lights, and that's no doubt
But you got to have a manager that's what it's all about
People would point, people would stare
I'll always be here to protect you and to cut down on the glare
I know you can't speak, I know you can't sign
So cry right here on the dotted line
Hail, Hail, the Eyeball kid
Well he was born without a body, not even a brow
I made the kid a promise, I made the kid a vow
He's not conventionally handsome, he'll never be tall
He said, "All you got to do is book me into Carnegie Hall"
Hail, Hail, the Eyeball kid
He's just a little bitty thing, he's just a little guy
But women go crazy for the big blue eye
They say how does he dream? How does he think?
When he can't ever speak and he can't ever blink?
I said Hail, Hail, the Eyeball kid
Hail, Hail, the Eyeball kid
Hail, Hail, the Eyeball kid
Give it up and throw me down a couple of quid
Everybody wants to see the Eyeball kid
How dies he dream? How does he think?
When he can't even speak and he can't even blink?
We are all lost in the wilderness, we're as blind as can be
He came down to teach us how to really see
So give it up and throw me down a couple of quid
Everybody wants to see the Eyeball kid
Picture In A Frame
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The sun come up, it was blue and gold
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The sun come up, it was blue and gold
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The sun come up, it was blue and gold
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Ever since I put your picture in a frame
I come callin' in my Sunday best
I come callin' in my Sunday best
I come callin' in my Sunday best
Ever since I put your picture in a frame
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I'm gonna love you till the wheels come off
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Oooh, yeah
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I love you baby, and I always will
I love you baby, and I always will
I love you baby, and I always will
Ever since I put your picture in a frame
I love you baby, and I always will
Ever since I put your picture in a frame
Ever since I put your picture in a frame
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Ever since I put your picture in a frame
Chocolate Jesus
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Don't go to church on Sunday
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Don't get on my knees to pray
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Don't memorize the books of the Bible
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I got my own special way
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But I know Jesus loves me
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Maybe just a little bit more
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I fall on my knees every Sunday
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At Zerelda Lee's candy store
Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied
Well I don't want no Anna Zabba
Don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well it's the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul
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When the weather gets rough
And it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior
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Up in cellophane
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He flows like the big muddy
But that's OK
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Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait
Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied
Why wasn't God there for Georgia Lee?
Ida said she couldn't keep Georgia from dropping out of school
I was doing the best that I could
But she just kept runnin' away from this world
These children are so hard to raise good
Why wasn't God watching?
Why wasn't God listening?
Why wasn't God there for Georgia Lee?
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Close your eyes and count to ten
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I will go and hide but then
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Be sure to find me, I want you to find me
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And we'll play all over, we will play all over
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We will play all over again
There's a toad in the witch grass, there's a crow in the corn
Wild flowers on a cross by the road
And somewhere a baby is crying for her mom
As the hills turn from green back to gold
Why wasn't God watching?
Why wasn't God listening?
Why wasn't God there for Georgia Lee?
Why wasn't God watching?
Why wasn't God listening?
Why wasn't God there for Georgia Lee?
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Filipino Box Spring Hog
Well I hung on to Mary's stump, I danced with a soldiers glee
With a rum-soaked crook, and a big fat laugh, I spent my last dollar on thee
I saw Bill Bones, gave him a yell, Kehoe spiked the nog
With a chain link fence and a scrap-iron jaw
Cooking up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cooking up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cooking up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Spider rolled in from Hollister Burn on a one-eyed, stolen mare
Donned himself with the chicken fat, sawin' on a jawbone violin there
Kathleen was sitting down in little Red's recovery room in her criminal underwear bra
I was naked to the waist with my fierce black hound
And I'm cooking up a Filipino box spring hog
Cooking up a Filipino box spring hog
Cooking up a Filipino box spring hog
Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road, fill it with madrone and bay
Smells like hell and the neighbours complain, don't give a hoot what they say
You gotta slap that hog... Roll him over twice... Gotta baste him with a sweeping broom
You gotta swat them flies, and chain up the dogs
Cooking up a Filipino box spring hog
Cooking up a Filipino box spring hog
Cooking up a Filipino box spring hog
Rattlesnake piccata with grapes and figs, Old Brown Betty with a yellow wig
T'ain't the mince-meat filigree, and it ain't the turkey neck stew
And it ain't them bruleed ochra seeds, though she made them special for you
Worse won a prize for the bottom-black pie, the beans got thrown to the dogs
Jesus Christ, I can always make room
Cooking up a Filipino box spring hog
Cooking up a Filipino box spring hog
Cooking up a Filipino box spring hog
Take It With Me
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Phone's off the hook, no one knows where we are
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It's a long time since I drank champagne
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The ocean is blue, as blue as your eyes
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I'm gonna take it with me when I go
Old long since gone, now way back when
We lived in Coney Island
Ain't no good thing ever dies
I'm gonna take it with me when I go
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Far far away
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A train whistle blows
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Wherever you're goin'
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Wherever you've been
Waving goodbye at the end of the day
You're up and you're over and you're far away
Always for you, and forever yours
It felt just like the old days
We fell asleep on Beaula's porch
I'm gonna take it with me when I go
All broken down by the side of the road
I was never more alive or alone
I've worn the faces off all the cards
I'm gonna take it with me when I go
Children are playing at the end of the day
Strangers are singing on our lawn
It's got to be more than flesh and bone
All that you're loved is all you own
In a land there's a town
And in that town there's a house
And in that house there's a woman
And in that woman there's a heart I love
I'm gonna take it with me when I go
I'm gonna take it with me when I go
The only things that you can see, is all that you lack
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Come on up to the house
All your cryin' don't do no good
Come on up to the house
Come down off the cross, we can use the wood
Come on up to the house
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Come on up to the house
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Come on up to the house
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The world is not my home I'm just a-passin' through
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You gotta come on up to the house
There's no light in the tunnel, no irons in the fire
Come on up to the house
And you're singin' lead soprano in a junkman's choir
You gotta come on up to the house
Does life seem nasty, brutish and short
Come on up to the house
The seas are stormy and you can't find no port
Got to come on up to the house
You gotta come on up to the house...
You gotta come on up to the house...
There's nothin' in the world that you can do
You gotta come on up to the house
And you've been whipped by the forces that are inside you
Gotta come on up to the house
Well you're high on top of your mountain of woe
Gotta come on up to the house
Well you know you should surrender but you can't let go
You gotta come on up to the house
Gotta come on up to the house...
Gotta come on up to the house
Gotta come on up to the house