Tom Waits : Swordfishtrombones
1983
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- Underground
- Shore Leave
- Johnsburg, Illinois
- 16 Shells From A Thirty-Ought-Six
- Town With No Cheer
- In The Neighborhood
- Just Another Sucker On The Vine
- Frank's Wild Years
- Swordfishtrombone
- Down, Down, Down
- Soldier's Things
- Gin Soaked Boy
- Trouble's Braids
Underground
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F#7
Bm
Rattle big black bones in the danger zone
F#7
Bm
G
C#m7b5
F#7
There's a rumblin' groan down below
Em
F#7
Bm
G
There's a big dark town, it's a place I've found
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F#7
Bm
There's a world going on underground
They're alive, they're awake
While the rest of the world is asleep
Below the mine shaft roads, it will all unfold
There's a world going on underground
All the roots hang down, swing from town to town
They are marching around down under your boots
All the trucks unload beyond the gopher holes
There's a world going on underground
Bm
F#7
Bm
F#7
Bm
G
C#m7b5
F#7
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Shore Leave
Em
Well with buckshot eyes and a purple heart
Em
I rolled down the national stroll
Am
And with a big fat paycheck strapped to my hip sack
Em
And a shore leave wristwatch underneath my sleeve
Bm7
In a Hong Kong drizzle on Cuban heels
Am
Em
I rowed down the gutter to the Blood Bank
And I'd left all my papers on the Ticonderoga
And was in a bad need of a shave
And so I slopped at the corner on cold chow mein
And shot billiards with a midget until the rain stopped
And I bought a long sleeved shirt with horses on the front
And some gum and a lighter and a knife
And a new deck of cards with girls on the back
And I sat down and wrote a letter to my wife
Em
And I said baby
Am
I'm so far away from home
Em
And I miss my baby so
Bm7
Am
I can't make it by myself
Em
I love you so
Well I was pacing myself, trying to make it all last
Squeezing all the life out of a lousy two day pass
And I had a cold one at the Dragon
With some Filipino floor show
And talked baseball with a lieutenant over a Singapore sling
And I wondered how the same moon outside over this Chinatown fair
Could look down on Illinois and find you there
And you know I love you, baby
And I'm so far away from home
And I'm so far away from home
And I miss my baby so
I can't make it by myself
I love you so
Shore leave...
Shore leave...
Johnsburg, Illinois
B7b9 x2121x
D
B7b9
B7
She's my only true love
Em7
C#7
She's all that I think of
F#m
B7
Em7
A7sus4
A7
Look here in my wallet that's her
D
B7b9
B7
She grew up on a farm there
Em7
C#7/f
There's a place on my arm where
F#m
B7
Em7
A7sus4
A7
I've written her name next to mine
E7/g#
Em6/g
D/f#
Em/g
You see I just can't live without her
D/a
A#dim7
Bm
D7
And I'm her only boy
E7/g#
Em6/g
D/f#
Em/g
And she grew up outside McHenry
D/a
A7
D/a
G/a
In Johnsburg, Illinois
16 Shells From A Thirty-Ought-Six
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C#5
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Plugged 16 shells from a thirty-ought-six
And the black crow snuck through a hole in the sky
And I spent all my buttons on an old pack mule
And I made me a ladder from a pawn shop marimba
And I leaned it up against a dandelion tree
Leaned it up against a dandelion tree
Leaned it up against a dandelion tree
Well I cooked them feathers on the iron spit
And I filled me a satchel full of old pig corn
And I beat me a Billy from an old french horn
And kicked that mule to the top of the tree
Kicked that mule to the top of the tree
Blew me a hole 'bout the size of a kick drum
And I cut me a switch from a long branch elbow
I'm gonna whittle you into kindlin'
Black crow, 16 shells from a thirty-ought-six
Whittle you into kindlin'
Black crow, 16 shells from a thirty-ought-six
Well I slept in the hollow of a dry creek bed
And I tore out the buckets from a red corvette
Tore out the buckets from a red corvette
Lionel, Dave and the butcher made three
You got to meet me by the knuckles of the skinny bone tree
With the strings of a Washburn stretched like a clothes line
You know me and that mule scrambled right through the hole
Me and that mule scrambled right through the hole
I'm gonna whittle you into kindlin'
Black crow, 16 shells from a thirty-ought-six
Whittle you into kindlin'
Black crow, 16 shells from a thirty-ought-six
Now I hold him prisoner in a Washburn jail
That I strapped on the back of my old kick mule
Strapped it on the back of my old kick mule
Bang on the strings just to drive him crazy
And I strum it loud just to rattle his cage
Strum it loud just to rattle his cage
Strum it loud just to rattle his cage
Strum it loud just to rattle his cage
I'm gonna whittle you into kindlin'
Black crow, 16 shells from a thirty-ought-six
Whittle you into kindlin'
Black crow, 16 shells from a thirty-ought-six
Town With No Cheer
Well it's hotter than blazes and all the long faces
There'll be no oasis for a dry local grazier
There'll be no refreshment for a thirsty jackaroo
From Melbourne to Adelaide on the overlander
With newfangled buffet cars and faster locomotives
The train stopped in Serviceton less and less often
No there's nothing sadder than a town with no cheer
VicRail decided the canteen was no longer necessary
There no spirits, no bilge-water and eighty dry locals
And the high noon sun beats a hundred and four
There's a hummingbird trapped in a closed down shoe store
This tiny Victorian rhubarb
Kept the watering hole open for sixty-five years
Now it's boilin' in a miserable March 21st
Wrapped the hills in a blanket of Patterson's curse
The train smokes down the xylophone
There'll be no stopping here
All you can be is thirsty in a town with no cheer
No Bourbon, no Branchwater, though the townspeople here
Fought the VicRail decree tooth and nail
Now it's boilin' in a miserable March 21st
Wrapped the hills in a blanket of Patterson's curse
The train smokes down the xylophone
There'll be no stopping here
All ya can be is thirsty in a town with no cheer
In The Neighborhood
D
G
D
G
Well, the eggs chase the bacon round the fryin' pan
D
Bm
Em
A7
And the whining dog pigeons by the steeple bell rope
D
G
D
G
And the dogs tipped the garbage pails over last night
D
Bm
Em
A7
And there's always construction work bothering you
D
G
In the neighbourhood
D
G
In the neighbourhood
D
A7
D
In the neighbourhood
Friday's a funeral and Saturday's a bride
Sey's got a pistol on the register side
And the goddamn delivery trucks they make to much noise
And we don't get our butter delivered no more
In the neighbourhood...
Well big Mambo's kicking his old grey hound
And the kids can't get ice cream 'cause the market burned down
And the newspaper sleeping bags blow down the lane
And the goddamn flat-bed's got me pinned in again
In the neighbourhood...
There's a couple Filipino girls giggling by the church
And the window is busted and the landlord ain't home
And Butch joined the army yeah that's where he's been
And the jackhammer's digging up the sidewalks again
In the neighbourhood...
Just Another Sucker On The Vine
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Frank's Wild Years
Frank settled down out in the valley
And he hung his wild years on a nail he drove through his wife's forehead
And he sold used office furniture out there on San Fernando Road
And assumed a thirty thousand dollar loan at fifteen and a quarter percent
Put a down-payment on a little two-bedroom place
His wife was a spent piece of used jet trash
Made good bloody marys, kept her mouth shut most of the time
Had a little chihuahua named Carlos
That had some kind of skin disease and was totally blind
They had a thoroughly modern kitchen, self-cleaning oven, the whole bit
Frank drove a little sedan
They were so happy
One night Frank was on his way home from work
Stopped at the liquor store
Picked up a couple of Mickey's Big Mouths
Drank 'em in the car on the way to the Shell station
He got a gallon of gas in a can
Drove home, doused everything in the house, torched it
Parked across the street, laughing, watching it burn
All Halloween orange and chimney red
Then Frank put on a top forty station
Got on the Hollywood Freeway and headed north
Never could stand that dog
Swordfishtrombone
Am
E
Well he came home from the war with a party in his head
Am
And a modified Brougham DeVille
E
And a pair of legs that opened up like butterfly wings
E
Am
And a mad dog that wouldn't sit still
Dm
Am
He went and took up with a Salvation Army Band girl
Dm
Am
Who played dirty water on a swordfishtrombone
Dm
Am
He went to sleep at the bottom of Tenkiller lake
B
E7
And he said, "Gee, but it's great to be home"
Well he came home from the war with a party in his head
And an idea for a fireworks display
And he knew that he'd be ready with a stainless steel machete
And a half a pint of Ballentine's each day
And he holed up in room above a hardware store
Crying nothing there but Hollywood tears
And he put a spell on some poor little Crutchfield girl
And stayed like that for 27 years
Well he packed up all his expectations he lit out for California
With a flyswatter banjo on his knee
Lucky tiger in his angel hair and benzedrine for getting there
They found him in a eucalyptus tree
Lieutenant got him a canary bird and skanked her head with every word
Chesterfield and moonbeams in a song
He got 20 years for loving her from some Oklahoma governor
Said everything this Doughboy does is wrong
Now some say he's doing the obituary mambo
And some say that he's hanging on the wall
Perhaps this yarn's the only thing that holds this man together
Some say he was never here at all
Some say they saw him down in Birmingham
Sleeping in a boxcar going by
And if you think that you can tell a bigger tale
I swear to God you'd have to tell a lie
Down, Down, Down
Cm
He went down, down, down
And the devil called him by name
He went down, down, down
Hangin' onto the back of a train
He went down, down, down
This boy went solid down
Always chewed tobacco and the bathtub gin
Always chewed tobacco and the bathtub gin
Db9
He went down, down, down
C9
B9
This boy went solid down
Cm
He went down!
Well he went down, down, down
And the devil jumped on his head
He went down, down, down
Stayin' in a broken down shed
He went down, down, down
Sleepin' in the devil's bed
He went down, down, down
Never listened to the words I said
He went down, down, down, down
He went down!
Well he went down, down, down
And the devil said where you been
He went down, down, down
He screamin' down around the bend
Down, down, down
This boy went solid down
He was always cheatin' and he always told lies
He was always cheatin' and he always told lies
Down, down, down
This boy went solid down
He went down!
Soldier's Things
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D7
Gm
D7
Davenports and kettle drums and swallow-tail coats
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Bb/f
Eb9
D7
Table cloths and patent leather shoes
Gm
D7
Gm
D7
Bathing suits and bowling balls and clarinets and rings
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Cm
Ab
D7
All this radio really needs is a fuse
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F9
Bb7
Gm
A tinker, a tailor, a soldier's things
Cm
F9
Bb7
D
His rifle, his boots full of rocks
Gm
D7
Oh, and this one is for bravery
Gm
Eb9
Oh, and this one is for me
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Gm
D7
And everything's a dollar in this box
Cufflinks and hubcaps and trophies and paperbacks
It's good transportation, but the brakes aren't so hot
Neckties and boxing gloves, this jack-knife is rusted
You can pound that dent out on the hood
A tinker, a tailor, a soldier's things
His rifle, his boots full of rocks
Oh, and this one is for bravery
Oh, and this one is for me
And everything's a dollar in this box
Gin Soaked Boy
E
I got a belly full of you
And that Leavenworth stuff
Now I'm gonna get out
And I'm gonna get tough
You been lying to me
How could you crawl so low
With some gin-soaked boy that you don't know
I come home last night
Full a fifth of Old Crow
You said you goin' to your ma's
But where the hell did you go?
You went and slipped out nights
You didn't think that I'd know
With some gin-soaked boy that you don't know
Well I would bet you as far
As Oklahoma by now
The dogs are barking out back
And you're knittin' your brow
Well I'm on your tail
I sussed your MO
From some gin-soaked boy that you don't know
Trouble's Braids
Well I pulled on trouble's braids
And I hid in the briars
Out by the quick mud
Stayin' away from the main roads
Passin' out wolf tickets
Downwind from the blood hounds
And I pulled on trouble's braids
And I lay by a cypress
As quiet as a stone
'Til the bleeding stopped
I blew the weather vane
Off some old road house
I built a fire in the
Skeleton back seat of an old Tucker
And I pulled on trouble's braids
I spanked cold red mud
Where the hornet stung deep
And I tossed in the ditch
In a restless sleep
And I pulled on trouble's braids
I hung my rain-soaked jacket
On some old barbed wire
Poured cold rusty water
On a miserable fire
I pulled on trouble's braids
The creek was swollen by daybreak
And I could just barely see
And I floated downstream
On an old dead tree
And I pulled on trouble's braids
I pulled on trouble's braids
I pulled on trouble's braids