The open road whispered in her ear
And she never could resist a winding road
She never could resist a winding road
Maybe just around the bend
A rainbow waiting at the end
She never could resist a winding road
And she never could stay any place too long
To not be standing still's where she belongs
If you love her, better know
She needs you now, but soon she'll go
She never could stay any place too long
Bm
G
It's not that she don't care about you
Bm
G
Say you love her, she don't doubt you
Bm
G
But she can learn to live without you
Em
A
When she hears the call
Instrumental verse
Love her now and let her be
Don't lie down, just set her free
Too many things she wants to see
The whole wide world, that's all
And she never could resist a winding road
She never could resist a winding road
Maybe just around the bend
A rainbow waiting at the end
Patty don't tell me one thing and change your mind
Am
Em
We might be in bed together but the deal's not signed
Am
Em
They say you collect shrunken heads, would you like to have mine?
G
C
Patty, don't you put me down
G
C
Patty, don't you put me down
F#
Bm
Patty, don't you put me down
Em
A
Don't colour me cruel
Em
A
Don't colour me cruel
You're so used to skimming the ace and palming the jack
The right hand giving and the left hand taking it back
At society functions they probably give you more slack
Patty, don't you put me down
Patty, don't you put me down
Patty, don't you put me down
Don't colour me cruel
Don't colour me cruel
Instrumental verse
C7 shape, descending chromatically from D7:
D7
You can stamp all you want, but this ain't television
C#7
I can't fix it all with a small incision
C7
It's a meltdown you're having, not nuclear fission
B7
There's no room service at the seaman's mission
In your ten watt world it's beyond any pleasure you know
To stick your fingers in the socket, and give yourself a glow
Keep that up and they might make you part of the show
Patty, don't you put me down
Patty, don't you put me down
Patty, don't you put me down
Fork In The Road
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E
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A
B
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x7
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E
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A
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B
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A
D/a
A
D/a
A
E
An Esperanto lullaby is keeping me in stitches
A
D/a
A
D/a
A
E
Don't know what she's saying but the sound of it bewitches
D
C#m
F#sus4
Oh, it's over my head, she thinks she's queen for a day, hurray
E
A
B
Which way? Passion or poison?
Which way? Get the highway code
All questions, no answers
Standing here at a fork in the road
E
At a fork in the road
Now Eglantine, she takes her time, she takes good aim and fires
A crystal ball is hard to read when it's tangled in the wires
Oh, it's over my head, she thinks she's queen for a day, hurray
Which way? Passion or poison?
Which way? Get the highway code
All questions, no answers
Standing here at a fork in the road
C
At a fork in the road
Guitar solo in new key. The next verse starts in this key,
but returns to the original key for the last line and choruses.
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C
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Bb
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F
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G
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C
F/c
C
F/c
C
G
Miss Carnaby she wants to be Calliope on meth
C
F/c
C
F/c
C
G
She fits the job description if she doesn't bleed to death
D
C#m
F#sus4
But it's all in her head, nobody made her that way, hurray
Which way? Passion or poison?
Which way? Get the highway code
All questions, no answers
Standing here at a fork in the road
At a fork in the road
Fergus Laing
Em
D
Em
Fergus Laing is a beast of a man
G
A
Em
He stitches up and fleeces
Em
D
Em
He wants to manicure the world
G
A
Em
And sell it off in pieces
G
He likes to build his towers high
A
He blocks the sun out of the sky
Bm
A
In the penthouse the champagne's dry
Em
And slightly gassy
Fergus Laing, he works so hard
As busy as a bee is
Fergus Laing has seventeen friends
All as dull as he is
His seventeen friends have seventeen wives
All the perfect shape and size
They wag their tails and bat their eyes
Just like Lassie
A
Fergus Laing he builds and builds
Em
Yet small is his erection
A
Fergus Laing has a fine head of hair
Em
D
When the wind's in the right direction
C
B7
The wind's in the right direction
Fergus Laing and his seventeen friends
They live inside a bubble
There they withdraw and shut the door
At any sign of trouble
Should the peasants wail and vent
And ask him where the money went
He'll simply say, it's all been spent
On being classy
Fergus' buildings reach the sky
Until you cannot see 'em
He thinks the old stuff he pulls down
Belongs in a museum
His own fair home is on the Park
An airy jewel, a city ark
Hung with Picasso, hung with Braque
But nothing brassy
Fergus Laing he builds and builds
Yet small is his erection
Fergus Laing has a fine head of hair
When the wind's in the right direction
The wind's in the right direction